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Cyber-Slig 03-27-2005 03:27 AM

A : £5

Q : Is 2005 the best year for games?

mudling 03-27-2005 03:42 AM

A. depends on what games.

Q. what is wrong with this qustion?

Cyber-Slig 03-27-2005 03:57 AM

A : It had no point

Q : If you answer this you are a dipshit

mudling 03-27-2005 03:59 AM

(actually it has no e's)
A: if you asked the previous question you are a dip**** and plus, where is the question mark? (there fore it is not a question)

Q: what goes around and comes around?

Cyber-Slig 03-27-2005 04:01 AM

A : Cars in a round about

Q : Can someone help me think of a question?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:03 AM

(Hey! This thread is back up! :D)

A: NO!

Q: Yes?

Cyber-Slig 03-27-2005 04:04 AM

A : Maybe?

Q : When will the Scissor Sisters die?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:05 AM

A:never, muahahaha! (kidding)
Q:what is pink and fluffy (hello lame jokes!)?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:13 AM

A: A pink furball

Q: What happens if i don't eat for 3 days?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:17 AM

A: you go hungry

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:18 AM

A: Because it wanted to die

A: why did it want to die?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:19 AM

A: becuase it saw KFC
Q: why did it see KFC?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:19 AM

A: ok

Q: What's the question?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:21 AM

A: i just edited my post.
Q: why did i just edit my post (you don't have to answer that)?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:22 AM

A: Because you forgot to post yer question

Q: Why did he forget to post his question?

Godlesswanderer 03-27-2005 04:24 AM

A: Because you can spell.

Q: How much money do I have in my paypal account?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:24 AM

for T-nex
A: becuase i joined this forrum.
Q: why did i join this forrum?

for Godlesswanderer
A: enough

here was my origanal question
Q:why did it see KFC?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:28 AM

:

A: Because you can spell.

WHats up with that???:fuzconf:

Mudling:
A: Because you're an oddworld fanatic

Q: Why did the man jump off the bridge?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:29 AM

A: becuase he saw much swimming below.
Q: what's the difference between a bucket of chalks and a bucket of chips?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:32 AM

A: I ate the chips

Q: How many chips did i eat?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:33 AM

A: enough to make you consider weight watchers (kidding).

Q: why didn't you eat the chalk?

duveaux 03-27-2005 04:33 AM

A. because it tastes bad
Q. why was I to late with my answer?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:34 AM

A: becuase, hey, you changed your question!
Q: why does grass grow?

Kimon 03-27-2005 04:40 AM

A: God pees on it.

Q: What's up with people with cancer?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:42 AM

A: nothing, they are sad, thereforth feeling down (not teasing).
Q: what was my original question?

Kimon 03-27-2005 04:44 AM

A: If you like to eat babies.

Q: Why is this so fun?

mudling 03-27-2005 04:46 AM

A: becuase it makes us seem crazy.
Q: where is wally?

T-nex 03-27-2005 04:47 AM

Damnit i was too late

mudling 03-27-2005 04:48 AM

A: i will answer if you tell me where wally is!
Q: why am i being so demanding?
*edit* i know how it feels T-nex!

Smell 03-27-2005 04:51 AM

A: Because you are

Q: Does SMELL smell?