From my computer desk I would use... umm... A metal selotape holder, my pringles container. Oh and my cellphone - brain tumours will take them all down!
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Why woulld zombies be scared of like crosses and holy water. That's normal humans.
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Could always go with the good 'ol steel pipe. ;) Although you need to want to be ready for some tough 1 on 1 action if you are going to use that.
Abe Babe... |
How about the pitchfork (Anyone remember Blood? "I live! Again!")
Or maybe a yo-yo! Yeah! Lets use the Yo-Yo of Death! WHOHOO! *gets out his Pitchfork and his Yo-Yo of Death* |
A crossbow
A grenade launcher An Abrams A sniper A machete A Steak knife* A Fork* A Pocket knife* A pack of exploding wolves *only if things get really hairy... |
No, I've got it: a vehicle-mounted furnace. I'd put some kind of flesh inside, mask my own scent, then drive around until I the furnace is full of Townie, I mean, Zombie scum. Then I'd lock the door and enjoy the warmth.
Hey, the Global Superstorm is coming too. Gotta have warmth. |
Phoenix materia...
Gunblade... Napalm... Nuke... SBC Cannon... Duble Uzi... Holy water... a priest... my cat... the hungary-english dictionary (I need this when I'm on forums)... digital camera... phaser... laser... Gina... anything!!! |
Seeing as I was just playing Resident Evil 2 with an infinite submachine gun...
Well a shotgun but stuff in my house A huge knife for the barbaque golf clubs and fireworks! |
I've got another one! AOL CD's! I have a bunch of em!
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Yes, the wonderful low-prices and generic auto-responses of AOL will easily deliver a maximum envelope of pain on the living and dead alike.
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LOLz at the AOL disc jokes. I might choose those, but even using those to save my life might be misconstrued as supporting that bastard hellspawn company, AOL.
I would like to make some corrections. My first choice would be THE VIBRATING SHEEP OF DEATH!!!!!!! (check out www.megatokyo.com, strip 119 specifically, but really any strip is good, that comic kicks butt, okay enough of this long sentence) Second choice would be the SONY CHIBI KILL-STICK!!!!!! (MegaTokyo again) Third choice, dual scissors katars (the scissor-blades ninja use, the ones they strap onto their wrists). Then the flak cannon, frag grenades and sawed-off shotgun (I reserve the right to use a three-weapon combo). |
Hmm walk up to a zombie and go can you hear me now good :D or stun them with one of those damn kids pop CD's or spend my time naming the zombie's.........ok that was radom stuff that came from nowhere. back to topic if any thing else why don't we just use those wepons of mass destucton bush has been crying over for so long.
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Anyone seen Shaun Of The Dead? Great film......
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Oooh! A tank! I'd just drive over the zombies! Sweet! :D
Or then I could use... um...*looks around her room* ...the secret powers of my Ché wallflag...? |
I might also hire a team of scientists to study a sample of the T-virus and create a powerful anitbody that would target creatures carrying it, then produce vast quantities of it to load into bombs and drop all over. But that might get a bit expensive. I think I'll stick with my Vibrating Sheep of Death. And of course, I would need a really huge supply of Duracells.
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anyway.....i'd use a crow bar and smash all their brains in........or i'd go and get goerge bush and throw him at the zombies,so they run away......or eat him.....either way is fine with me |
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Abe Babe... |
the AOL cd's would be like a black plauge to the zombies which would destroy everything including mankind .....
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Sorry to bring up an old thred...
But Sea-Rex is right... them Deadites will see them weapons and... Hail to the king baby... hail to the king... But for real, I'd probibly steal a trench coat, a gas mask and a kevlar helmet. Night Vision goggles to see in the dark. I'd take a 12 guage butless shorty slung. I'd take napalm slugs and nitrogen slugs. For prime weapon it'd be a Colt Python with a shortened barrel. It'd think up some way to rig explosives to some commando knives(there CO2 propelled knives that travel about 2 feet), It'd also take a Hatchet or just a normal commando knife, probibly the british addition, its a longer blade. If I could get my hands on a automatic... But hte best weapons to take care of them ther zombehs... is the Chainsaw and the Remmington Double. "This...is my BOOMSTICK!!!" - Bruce Cambell, Army of Darkness |
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I've got one more: my LotR models. They're all sharp and pointy. *paints Aragorn but cuts finger on his sword* Damn! |
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And I don't see why you would need a gas mask, gas wouldn't do anything to a zombie. |
it would only slow them down.....very slightly
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At least Nerd have the dignity to know that they're freaks when they go on about 800 mb of RAM and so on. But Weapons nuts are just ****ed. So Says CJ. |
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Well if u were going 2 be infected by some sort of zombie virus, then u would need to be dead anyway... unless the virus was the thing that killed u THEN turned u into a zombie. Anyone who has played Resident Evil should understand that consept.
As for a weapon of choice, I'd go for the good old Shot Gun. What better way to make sure a zombie never gets it's head back on by blowing it to lots of tiny flesh coloured pieces. Goody! |
A huge knife á la American McGee's Alice. If unavaiable (sp?), the good old kick should handle the problem.
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I'll use my mystical powers to withhold those damn zombies:)
O, and a gun. (Just in case) |
i would also have a huge warhammer, to swing around and crush them.
also, one of those grenades jango fett has in episode 2. they make the blue flashes. they're like "pulse bombs" or something. |
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