I've always fancied the idea of having a younger brother or sister to beat up on.

No, kidding. I would enjoy the whole protection aspect of it. Then again, I like beating people up.

I'm an angry person, I guess.

what? WHAT? she becomes a MILF only after becoming pregnant? You have some strange friends.

You seriously think that I'd befriend those rectal ticks?!

If they call your mom a MILF, then it's your rectal tick buddies who are the perverts, and definately not your mom. LOL.

MILF stands for "Mom I'd Like To Fuck". So really, if they say your mom is a MILF, then they mean they would like to Fuck your mom.

Which is kinda funny because they probably have no idea what MILF means.

Ha...I learned that from American Pie! :D

The funny thing is, I saw American Pie on TV a while back and they replaced "Mom I'd Like to F***" with "Mom I'd Like to Feel!" Made me laugh my head off for some strange reason.

-oddguy :cool:

I hate the American Pie movies, they are the epidemy of stupid. You want to see racist and sexual humour that has no standpoint than you can watch South Park.

Yeah but don't you think its strange that they would decide that they want to **** her only AFTER she became pregnant?


If I may stoop to the level of quoting Dawson's Creek for but a moment:
Pacey: "I have it on good authority that mother's have excellent sex lives"

If I may beat you with a lead pipe to the point where I sever your spine. Ha, but I kid.

I get along well with one of my brothers as he has similar interests to me - games, anime, australian football. Although when I was in my late teens/early 20s, I got on a lot better with my other brother as we were both into heavy metal and used to go see live bands together.

One of my brothers once was downloading porn on my computer, and he's the kind of person that says "yes" when asked to install stuff. So I had like porn dialers and crap on the computer. And he denied it and said it wasn't him, even though I checked the temp internet files and it was all in his folder. I really didn't care if he looked at porn, but it was the fact he was saying yes to install stuf that pissed me off. So I got Norton Internet Security and blocked all the porn sites. He never came and asked me why they didn't work anymore. LOL

When we were kids though, we used to fight all the time, my brothers would gang up on me and punch me. I'd fight back by pinching them or digging my nails in. Trouble is, that there was always evidence I'd been fighting cause of the finger marks ... so I'd get in trouble and my brothers wouldn't.

Abe Babe...

My sister used to give herself chinese burns and blame my brother so he would get in trouble.

Oh, and BTW I had to watch Dawson's Creek for school. Year 12 (final year) Media Studies CAT (major assignment) 1 was comparing social values in Dawson's Creek and Welcome Back Kotter. The teacher made us watch the shows as much as possible to familiarise ourselves with the characters. Also we had to watch one select episode of each repeatedly - which is how I can recite the first episode of Dawson off by heart.

Damn Nate, that's unfortunate.

not really, I just spent the year watching whatever tv I wanted and claimed it as research.


don't ask me what results I got.

What result did you get?

What's a Chinese burn? Is that in any way related to an Indian burn?

I don't know what an Indian burn is, but a chinese burn is a technique involving both hands on the opponents wrist, both twisting opposite directions in order to cause skin burns.

Actually I got A+ for the Dawson's Creek essay. But my overall mark - whilst not actually being a bad mark - was lower than I could have got by a good 5-7%. And seeing as I went to an academically selective school (you had to take an exam to get in) we were all fairly smart so all my friends who did do work got way better marks than me.

Still I got into my uni course and nothing after that matters quite frankly.


EDIT: woohoo! 500 posts! Well on my way to my ambition of 1000 posts by the end of the year.

Yeah, I'd go for 1000 posts if I were you. 1000 posts makes you feel like a big man, trust me.

Side note: BLAH, why not?