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Alcar 06-13-2004 08:28 PM

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That is the most untrue statement from Alcar ever... it is totally opposite, he is the most non sex ravenous person i've ever met...

LOL! That's because I'm a total angel at School :p I believe everyone needs to be sexually gratified, some are just better at hiding it than others. Like women, and me :p

Alcar...

ClaireBear 06-13-2004 09:55 PM

First and foremost... Guys I am so impressed... I really didn't think that there'd be many of you guys who are virgins... the media tends to portray teenagers as a pack of rampant humpers... trying to get rid of their virginity like it was a month old pack of bacon (green and rancid)

So big thumbs up guys! i'm very impressed!

I'd like to also reiterate OG's comment on making an informed chouce about losing the big V!

THINK LONG and HARD! About it! Or you'll regret it... I know I do... (Raisin you know what I'm talking about)

If anyone has any questions... if you're pondering getting down and dirty with a loved one soon... give me a PM I'll answer your questions openly and honestly as I can...Hell! Its gotta be better than asking a friend who hasn't really done it, a sibling who'll laugh at you or a parent who'll probably beat you with sticks screaming "Nooooooooo!... my baby! my baby!" at you!!!!!

Oh and before anyone asks... No I'm not... but sometimes I'd like to still be... sometimes...

oddguy 06-13-2004 10:49 PM

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So big thumbs up guys! i'm very impressed!

Awww, I feel special! :stare:

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I'd like to also reiterate OG's comment on making an informed chouce about losing the big V!

Yeah, you don't know how many horror stories I've heard about friends losing their virginity. When I make whoopy for the first time, I want it to be special...and STD free. That's why I'm waiting 'till I get married.


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If anyone has any questions... if you're pondering getting down and dirty with a loved one soon... give me a PM I'll answer your questions openly and honestly as I can...Hell! Its gotta be better than asking a friend who hasn't really done it, a sibling who'll laugh at you or a parent who'll probably beat you with sticks screaming "Nooooooooo!... my baby! my baby!" at you!!!!!

Oh and before anyone asks... No I'm not... but sometimes I'd like to still be... sometimes...

Look at you and your sex advice-ness. :D Yup, CB is now running the sex FAQ forum. Coming soon.

-oddguy :cool:

the brew master 06-13-2004 10:59 PM

yeah i'm not a virgin......so what

but i'm not a ravernos sex-aholic....i only did it with someone i liked very much

ClaireBear 06-13-2004 10:59 PM

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Awww, I feel special! :stare:

I mean it I'm impressed!


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Yeah, you don't know how many horror stories I've heard about friends losing their virginity. When I make whoopy for the first time, I want it to be special...and STD free. That's why I'm waiting 'till I get married.
Yup... again thumbs up... but to be honest waiting til you're married can cause problems... there is such a thing as sexual compatability... and waiting til your wedding night and finding that you just aren't never will be... ever would be a nightmare!

It could be that you can't do it well/good/at all, it may be painful for your partner etc etc or finding a chicken in the honeymoon bed will all put great pressure on a marriage... and being as you want to wait til you're married I assume divorce wouldn't be an option.

Sex isn't the be all and end all of a relationship but it is the highest level of intimacy... not being able to experience that with my husband would kill me.


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Look at you and your sex advice-ness. :D Yup, CB is now running the sex FAQ forum. Coming soon.

-oddguy :cool:
Well... maybe... I just wish someone had offered me the help and advice I'm offering you guys thats all... plus I'm incredibly nosey! :p

oddguy 06-13-2004 11:02 PM

Good points CB. I guess it'll be a gamble to see if I'm sexually compatible with my wife.

-oddguy :cool:

ClaireBear 06-13-2004 11:05 PM

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yeah i'm not a virgin......so what

but i'm not a ravernos sex-aholic....i only did it with someone i liked very much

Brew!

You're 14!!!! If you wanna talk about it I'm here!

*CB's mouth hangs open in shock... wouldn't have thought he could raise a smile never mind anything else!!!!!*

Facsimile 06-14-2004 12:24 AM

I am a virgin, and at my particular point in life, I don't really give a shit. I honestly have better things to think about at the moment.

ClaireBear 06-14-2004 12:31 AM

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I am a virgin, and at my particular point in life, I don't really give a shit. I honestly have better things to think about at the moment.

Well done you! :kiss:

Al the Vykker 06-14-2004 06:12 AM

Yes, I'm still a virgin. I personally am glad. To me the feelings in my heart and soul are so much more than that and so much deeper. I'm not going to get into the details, but even if ever that opportunity arose at this time in my life I'm not sure what I would do about it though. I love her so much, truly, not just some mere physical attraction, (that still plays a part in the overall scope) but my love for her is ascended above that...perhaps I'll discuss more about what happened to me in that topic when I returned. I truly is more complicated than I have made it seem.

a flock of seagulls 06-14-2004 07:46 AM

yes, i am a virgin. "nerds" like me dont get to... you know.

Fuzzles! 06-14-2004 08:47 AM

<---------- is not a virgin.

I have to say I too was extremely impressed with the numbers on the board! Kudos to you guys, seriously remaining a virgin until the timing feels right and you are with someone you care about is something to be really really proud of.

Fez 06-14-2004 08:50 AM

Also it is one of the marks of a true *WORD BLEEPED OUT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF INSULTS I COULD GET FOR SAYING IT*

Fuzzles! 06-14-2004 08:54 AM

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Also it is one of the marks of a true *WORD BLEEPED OUT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF INSULTS I COULD GET FOR SAYING IT*

Man???? :)

Hobo 06-14-2004 09:00 AM

Lumberjack!

Nate 06-14-2004 02:49 PM

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THINK LONG and HARD! About it!

bad choice of words I think.

I would answer the question but I think that my answer would be just a bit repetitive

oddguy 06-14-2004 03:36 PM

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Yes, I'm still a virgin. I personally am glad. To me the feelings in my heart and soul are so much more than that and so much deeper. I'm not going to get into the details, but even if ever that opportunity arose at this time in my life I'm not sure what I would do about it though. I love her so much, truly, not just some mere physical attraction, (that still plays a part in the overall scope) but my love for her is ascended above that...perhaps I'll discuss more about what happened to me in that topic when I returned. I truly is more complicated than I have made it seem.

Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

ClaireBear 06-14-2004 09:41 PM

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Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

Yes Ahhhhhh indeed...

I'm unsure whether even I've been in love yet though... enfatuation and "best friendness" and "sibling type love" can all be easily misinterpreted...

But Ahhhhhh indeed... :kiss:

Dipstikk 06-14-2004 11:43 PM

Well, I WAS a virgin.

Until one night.

The moon glowed a hazel glow.

Our eyes met.

She blushed.

I walked towards her. As I drew near, I could plainly see that this was a fine woman, not the type you meet every day.

I patted her firm, toned rump. I took her by the backside and started doing what came naturally.

She was a very beautiful goat, too. Her name was Mildred.

She kicked me in the crotch so many times that I'll never be able to properly urinate again. That's love, true love.

Then there were children, and I knew it was time to move on to greener pastures.
Because THAT is where horses graze. And horses are fine sex makers.

.......

For anyone dumb enough to have believed that story, then here is the truth:
I AM STILL A VIRGIN.

Thank you. :D

ClaireBear 06-14-2004 11:53 PM

Dipstick... that was pure genius... I applaud and salute you!

Maybe you shouild post some coments on the Beastiality thread... you being a professional and all! :p

oddguy 06-15-2004 06:49 AM

Dipstikk, I like spit out my orange juice while reading that! Hillarious! :lol:

-oddguy :cool:

Dipstikk 06-15-2004 09:54 AM

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Dipstick... that was pure genius... I applaud and salute you!

Maybe you shouild post some coments on the Beastiality thread... you being a professional and all! :p

Nuh-uh.
I'm just sitting back and watching what happens there. Just so you know, I'm against it.

Wil 06-15-2004 11:53 AM

I won't bother just saying 'yes', because I know for a fact the the Forums a very kewl.

Yeah, I'm much like Alcar - I'm sex-ravenous, but of my own free will, but I also expect to wait until the right time arrives.

Wait, when is it you're paying me a visit, Alc?

nads 06-15-2004 01:24 PM

I've been mounted...but that was...unpleasent.
AS has hit me in the balls a few times.
This chick felt my leg.

I'm going to Stoner-town USA in september for high school. By Christmas...well.

Alcar 06-15-2004 09:25 PM

Dipstikk, pure work of genius :p Though, this Mildred of yours. She wouldn't happen to be like, three feet tall with a nice white patch under her chin?

Oh, and Max, very soon! ;)

Alcar...

Al the Vykker 06-16-2004 06:59 AM

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Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

Hehe, Indeed. :) Yeah its definately hard to tell the difference, but in so many ways I guess I know how I do feel for her. *Sigh* :fuzsmile:

Esus 06-16-2004 07:56 AM

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Why did I think this topic was going to be about Virgin, the company? (British company who run crappy trains and such. Ran by a guy called Richard Branson)
Strangely, ditto. Should've known better.

oddguy 06-16-2004 09:51 AM

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Hehe, Indeed. :) Yeah its definately hard to tell the difference, but in so many ways I guess I know how I do feel for her. *Sigh* :fuzsmile:

I don't think I've ever been in love. Sure, deep infatuation, but I think that's it.

-oddguy :cool:

the brew master 06-16-2004 05:27 PM

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Brew!

You're 14!!!! If you wanna talk about it I'm here!

*CB's mouth hangs open in shock... wouldn't have thought he could raise a smile never mind anything else!!!!!*

yeah i'm sorry to disapoint you....you can pm me if you wanna know anything

a flock of seagulls 06-16-2004 07:00 PM

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<---------- is not a virgin.

:( i was too late. i mean uh.
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Kudos to you guys, seriously remaining a virgin until the timing feels right

who said i wanted to wait?
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you are with someone you care about is something to be really really proud of.

well actually, im not with anyone, the one i love is taken by a "cool" person.