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Pilot 07-20-2009 08:45 AM

Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

Bullet Magnet 07-20-2009 12:55 PM

I should not know this. Yet now I do.

Pilot 07-20-2009 01:07 PM

Not even a straight man could resist even being curious...

Bullet Magnet 07-20-2009 01:29 PM

It is a daily struggle to make my body move in such a way as to make intelligible noises in the vicinity of new people. Curiosity is a non-issue.

Pilot 07-20-2009 01:36 PM

Oh wah wah wah. Bust out of your inhibited little world of yours already and stop whining. You know you want to you just don't admit it.

Experience some JOY and PASSION. :)

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Curiosity is a non-issue
Some scientist. ;)

Bullet Magnet 07-20-2009 03:16 PM

I meant that curiosity is not an issue when there is no means of exacting answers.

In before perplexing accusations of bi-curiosity and subsequent raised hopes.

And now back to releasing spores

Pilot 07-20-2009 03:23 PM

That's better.

Wings of Fire 07-20-2009 04:40 PM

All scientists should be bi-curious.

OANST 07-21-2009 06:51 AM

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Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

I feel a strong urge to negrep you. Fuck.

shaman 07-21-2009 07:37 AM

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All scientists should be bi-curious.

I'm taking science A levels ...

Am i bi - curious? :p

Wings of Fire 07-21-2009 08:40 AM

A scientist is what you are, not what you study :p

However I also believe all humans are inherently bisexual at birth.

Pilot 07-21-2009 09:05 AM

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I feel a strong urge to negrep you. Fuck.

*Kang and Kodos voice* SILENCE.

It's no worse (or better) than your Stranger buttsecks excerpts.

OANST 07-21-2009 09:09 AM

Fucking hell yes it is. That turned my fucking stomach.

OddjobAbe 07-21-2009 09:14 AM

I dislike the bit about the bladder the most. It sounds painful.

Pilot 07-21-2009 09:15 AM

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Fucking hell yes it is. That turned my fucking stomach.
So, you're on your stomach?

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I dislike the bit about the bladder the most. It sounds painful.
No, it's only worsened when it's full which is shouldn't be to begin with.

OANST 07-21-2009 09:21 AM

God. Shut up.

Pilot 07-21-2009 09:24 AM

You didn't have to read it. Your option.

.... bad morning?

OANST 07-21-2009 09:51 AM

My eyes are inexplicably drawn to it.

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.... bad morning?

Not particularly. I'm mostly kidding. Although, the thought of that does make me want to take razor blades to my eyes.

OddjobAbe 07-21-2009 09:52 AM

Be careful - you know that he won't fail to turn that into some kind of an innuendo.

Pilot 07-21-2009 09:57 AM

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My eyes are inexplicably drawn to it.

Although, the thought of that does make me want to take razor blades to my eyes.

Good.






Good.

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Be careful - you know that he won't fail to turn that into some kind of an innuendo.
No, I don't like sadomasochism.

OddjobAbe 07-21-2009 10:01 AM

At last, something sexual you're not into.

OANST 07-21-2009 10:18 AM

Well, that and vagina.

Anonyman! 07-21-2009 11:23 AM

Well then.

Wings of Fire 07-21-2009 11:57 AM

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No, I don't like sadomasochism.

But but...:(.

Pilot 07-21-2009 12:08 PM

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But but...:(.

Oh, well with you I'd consider the entire BDSM suite.

Wings of Fire 07-21-2009 12:56 PM

Only if we take turns.

Wil 07-21-2009 02:37 PM

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In before perplexing accusations of bi-curiosity and subsequent raised hopes.

If there are hopes eager to be raised, then such accusations are not perplexing.

Venks 07-21-2009 02:54 PM

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Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

I feel so enlightened. Too bad I don't have someone to practice this with.

Positive rep++

Bullet Magnet 07-21-2009 02:57 PM

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If there are hopes eager to be raised, then such accusations are not perplexing.

Honestly I don't have a clue.

Pilot 07-21-2009 04:55 PM

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Only if we take turns.

Sure, why not? Call me.

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I feel so enlightened. Too bad I don't have someone to practice this with.

Positive rep++

LOL Venks. Thank you. :)