A: Only if the black spot has the soul train dancers.
Q: What's your background? |
A. Meat `n geeks
Q. Want some brownies before you go to bed!? Come on I'll cut you a slice. |
A. Depends on what colour they are
Q. Does no one know what incremulin does? |
A. Yes. I do.
Q. Can god create a rock too big for god to move? |
A. Depends how heavy the rock is.
Q. How do I reach this power? |
A: You need to do one simple task.
Q: Did you wash behind your ears? |
A. Maybe.
Q. Did you wash behind your scrotum? |
A: uhhh, look a monkey!
Q: What's the answer to question 56 on the test? |
A. Hatred.
Q. What is the question to answer 79? |
A: The other kind of hatred.
Q: There is no spoon, is there? |
A. Strangely, yes. It has 1-3 damage, 35% critical hit chance and +2 accuracy. I prefer the Serrated Sword.
Q. How many thermometres do you have in your shoes? i mean, everybody has some in their shoes, right? So how about you? |
A: I have about 4.
Q: Shall we take a look? |
A. Aright, come with me, down the basement of... DOOM.
Q. What did you do with her?! |
A: She's in MY room!'
Q: Why shouldn't you play with knifes? |
A: becouse, they cant be eat`n
Q: how can a dog swallow a giant bread knife without cutting itself? |
A. Only if the dog was really really small.
Q. Or did it have to be really, really big? |
A: Only a cruel murderur would make it a really small dog. I pick small dog! :D
Q: What are you listening to now? |
A. A fish eating itself
Q. Are you sure that that's a stupid question?:nonono: |
A. Well you cam never be too sure
Q. Will you answer this question? |
A: Nope. wait, i just did!
Q: What's up? |
A. Nobad
Q.Youz? |
A: Nothing I just- GULP! i just got eaten by Pac-man.
Q: What's the square root of pie? |
A. Tasty
Q. Do you wanna see my new hocky mask and chainsaw?!?! |
A. You've been watchin the Simpsons mate. I mean, Ooh, yes please! Goody!
Q. Why am I so intelligent? |
A: Because your name is an onomatopoeia.
Q: Is it in your reach? Are you concentrating? Is it in your reach, are you concentrating? |
A. Only when the cabbage are biting.
Q. What did I just say? |
A: You Jumped Of a Cliff
Q: Why Are You Alive Then? |
A: becouse he didn't jump off a cliff, You Moron :D
Q: Who wants to see more a my drawing schite |
A. Sure, and I would like frys with that.
Q. Where's my super suit? |
A: Burning.
Q:Something about the ages right? |