A: Because they're probably 5 or 4 years olds.
Q: Who was the 100th president to set foot on the moon? |
A. Me!
Q. You? |
A: no.. it...
Q: Who's It!?? |
A. Jimmy
Q. Who took the motherf9867n' cookie from the cookie jar? |
A: Stupid cookie monster.
Q: Should we sue cookie monster? |
A.Yes. Screw him.
Q. Who did that to your bum? |
A: Ummmm, it took my driving license away? No you can't come!
Q: What do you get if you cross a 500 wheeled wheel chair and a old man who used to be a drag racer? |
A: Uh... lemme think... Some weird creature with 392 eyes, one æeg and 42 arms?
Q: Some weird creature with 392 eyes, one leg and 42 arms? |
A. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Q. Do you regret nothing? |
A: i reget not eating for the rest of my 2nd grade year. :(
Q: But did that actually happen? |
A: No, it just happend in one big dream.
Q: Is there a bomb inside me? |
A. Um... Well, you se- that's strange. Where'd he go? And where'd all this general-dripikk coloured goo come from?
Q. What is the unanswerable question? |
A: The question that is given by noobs.
Q: What is the question? |
A. "Hello, how are."
Q. Can you kill him with a paradox? |
A: If you hit them hard enough with it.
Q: What was the answer to the question that was asked before this one? |
Q. Spuds
A. Do you like potatoes? |
A: Uhh.... *thinks* well... i guess that potatos are nice enough... =/
Q: Why is Dipstikk posting in here, when he was so eager on getting this closed, in one of the previous pages? :p |
A. I HAVE NOT BEEN BLACKMAILING HIM. I mean, uh, that is a mystery beyond any other, heheh.
Q. Who put that fork in the road? |
A: What fo- OUCH! Who put that fork in the middle of the road?
Q: Why me? :( |
A. Why not you?
Q. That's three posts to this thread in an hour. is that too many? |
A: Yes, TOO many...
Q:Did you know that there is only one mutant duck? |
A. IT'S ALL LIES!!!
Q. How many shops does it take to change a tulip bulb? |
A: Enough to make splat scream again. :p
Q: Is it time my master? |
A. No. Now gt out of my office!
Q. Do you like shoes? |
A: It depends.... If they are made of dead, and not alive animal's skin, and if the meterial has been to China for 2 weeks, and has been under 5 CELCIUS, then yeah.... I like shoes... for breakfast.
Q: Am i weird? |
A:.......Um, yeah?
Q: What's the scientific name for, baba? |
A. Incremulinrin
Q. What does incremulinrin do? |
A:Isnt that what hurts superman?
Q:Isnt that what hurts superman? |
A: No, that's cryptonite.
Q: Why are you looking at me like that with cryptonite in your hand? :eek: |
A: This isn't kryptonite (I believe that is how it's spelled, BTW), this is THE BLACK SPOT!
Q: Do you fear the black spot? |