A. Because you told it to eat me.
Q. How many mudokons does it take to change a ten pound note into 2 fives? |
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Zing! A: 1.5 . Approximatley. Depends on whether one is your saviour. Q: Is a mouse a computer thing, or an andimal? That is the question. :o |
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A: seems so
Q: Cheese or donuts? |
A. Cheese doughnuts.
Q. Does Super Munch actually expect to get away with showing us old man testicles? |
A: Yes, yes I do. Don't you all find them tantalising and hypnotic? :p
Q: d00d, WTF? |
A: nOOb, OMG?
Q: What does it mean to get stuck in a printer? |
A: Never beeing able to escape without a banana in your nose.
Q: Are you guys gay, or am I just lesbian? |
A. all of the above.
Q. sup? |
A.k
Q.yuz? |
A. No! Yuz!
Q. Am I running out of good questions? |
A. Maybe.
Q. Can anyone here dance the cha-cha? |
A. No.
Q Did I ever have any good questions? |
A: no comment
Q: Sleepy? |
A. Yes.
Q. If god knows the future then how could there be free will? |
A: read the Manual first!
Q: Where can you get the manual? |
A: where it is.
Q: whats the subject? |
Q: Well, well, there young chappy, there's you subject, so ring-a-ding-ding.
A: Why do they always send the poor? |
A: because the rich are the ones who send them.
Q: knife stands to spoon as a chicken stands to a(n) ...? |
A. Cock a doodle poo
Q. Did you ever open up your eyes and see the sign? p.s. I did. I opened up my eyes and saw the sign. p.p.s. Life is demanding without understanding. |
A. Yeah, I can remember it clearly... "Birmingham 1 1/2 Miles"... It's changed my life... forever...
Q. Will I get sued for over-use of dots in the above answer? |
A. Only if there is urine on them.
Q. Does anyone here want to give me a high paying job? |
A: yeah, but i'm outta stock right now
Q: who's my dad? |
A. That would be me. Son.
Q. How old are you? Son. |
A: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i'm 14
Q: am i my dad's lawyer? |
A. No.
Q. Would you like to be? |
A: yeah, i can sew you for evrything on yo' costs
Q: what's it pay? |
A. I pay in dried scrotums.
Q. Salty? |
A: peppery!
Q: Why did my dad call me, his son, Quinten? |
A. Cause you are nerd. Just like Tarantino. Or maybe you are gnerd. I don't know.
Q. Pooey sat in fart and then what he does? |
Q: he shitted
A: then what he do? |
A. Sucked a big fat juicy pencil.
Q. Who is buried in Grant's tomb? |
A: your bowels
Q: is this a 2 man's thread? |
A. Yes, no, probably so.
Q. Who dared to kill my bowels? |
A: Not me.
Q: So, that's why your bowels hurt, huh? :p |
A. My client will not comment at this time.
Q. Since when was he my client? |
A: Since your client left his son.
Q: If I pay a lot of salt, for a lot of milk, how much poison would you have? |
A. All that you would ever need.
Q. Who are you trying to poison? My bowels? |
A: maybe...
Q: What happend here!? |
A. God piddled on your forehead.
Q. If I smoked crack and then licked your face would I die? |