A: Where no big laser ray blast gun laser blast has gone before.
Q: Quote message in reply? |
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Q: what happend a long time ago in a galaxy far far away? |
A: Aliens made sandwiches
Q: What sort of sandwich? |
A: Missisippi Salad Sandwiches.
Q: Would you like some candy? ...Little boy? |
A. Give it to me Mr stranger.
Q. Wait a minute, your not my grampa, are you? |
A: No. But I am... MARCUS PABLO! *shoots that damn flash movie*
Q: Has anyone else had the misfortune of seeing MARCUS PABLO? *cries and scared runs away* |
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Begone, unintelligible under 14s! :fuzmad: :
Q: What is the meaning of 'rife'? |
A: 2 f*** a nun
Q: what happened to the monk when he met the nun? |
A. They said hi and left feeling considerably holier.
Q. Aren't there any obsinity/offensive material laws in this forum? *cough* |
A. No because it's the internet.
Q. Ewwww, you sick disgusting person, what the hell are you doing with that!? |
A. It's a chocolate bar, and I was cleaning my fish with it.
Q. Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? |
A. Yes, the music is from southern hungrey.
Q. Care to try some of our new choclate-chip cookies? The're freshly baked. |
A: I would rather eat my own leg off than eat your horrible disgusting cookies you Stupid scout!
Q: Was i too harsh? |
A:Left
Q:Right? |
A:Poohba.
Q: Was it the blue one or the green one? |
A: The blue one, indubitably.
Q: What were you doing in the forest? |
A: I was looking for my wALLET.
Q: Have you seen it? |
A.In my back pocket.
Q.Is Spawn cool? |
A. YEs if it's been in a pond for a while. Then it hatches into cute wittew tadpoles. All together now, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Q. What do we do when the tadpoles try to take over the earth? Cus they will you know, now that you've awwwwed them and made em powerful. |
A. Cook'em
Q. Wheres the Any key? |
A.It comes with your tab when you press Alt-F4..or you can jump around on a pogo stick eating cucumbas...but hey,whatever boats your float.
Q.does your boat float? |
A. No, becuase I'm in it.
Q. What's "mom" spelt upside down? |
A.peanutbutter
Q.peanutbutter? |
A: Coconut butter.
Q: What's it like? (edit: agh) |
A.It's like peanut butter
Q.Coconut butter? |
A: Nuts... n-n-n-nuts.
Q: What was that noise in the kitchen? |
A. That was your sink nuking Europe.
Q. How long till the nuke h******** *connection lost. Attempting to reasablish* *searching* *Failed to reastablish* |
A: Hmm, wait, what's that big humongous shawdow? AHHH!
Q: Am I in heaven? |
A: No, HELL! Wait, no, we're all still alive.
Q: y r n00bs teh sux0rz |