Q: hey, thats me!
A:Why did i stuck a fork in a plug socket when i was 4 |
A. Because the sadistic gremlins told you to.
Q. If i do something, what will happen? |
A. We will all die.
Q. You wouldn't want that, would you? |
A. I don't know, the offer dose seem tempting.
Q. Yes? |
A. Yes.
Q, Kablooey? |
A: Gooey Kablooey.
Q: Eew, what's this white goop all over my mouse? |
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A. It's dead!
Q. I wish I could fly right up to the sky... but can I??? |
A: If yo' name was Talps you can.
Q:if Pi was a dog, then what would be the value of Pi? |
why does that look EXACTLY like my mouse? (that u click on)
A. bECAAUSE IT'S STUPID Q. wHY U STARRING AT ME LIKE THAT aBE 16? |
A: I dunno, he likes you probably.
Q:why didn't big bro slig #1 give correct answer to my previous Q? The correct answer woould have been... Pie. |
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Did anyone see how drop-dead gorgeous I look in the What Do You Look Like thread? |
A. Yes, and I'm touching myself just thinking about it.
Q. Ooooohhhhhhh........ Uhhhhhhhhhh? |
A: Yes! YES!!
Q: Ok, shouldn't we be stopping now? |
A. most likely you twisted individual.
Q. Should i begin eating myself now or after you reply? |
A. You should wait until..... Hello? Are you.......whoa. eeewwwwwww.
Q. Why Splat? Why? |
A: because he doesn't wanna hear you.
Q: What doesn't belong in the row: You, everybody else, stupid. |
A: You, meaning, you big bro boogie.
Q: To tell the truth or not to tell the truth? |
A. Me
Q. Why do I hate pumkins? |
Screw you for both answering my Q, so i'll answer both your Q's
abe16's A: neither old and not so tasty's A: because your an apple, and evrybody knows that apples are racists Q: why is old and not so tasty an apple? |
A. Because I'm pure. I am what God intended to be the superfruit and all other fruits pail in comparison to me. Sig Heil!
Q. Stupid is as stupid piddles on the carpet? |
A. Only in Wales.
Q. Why is there a place in England called Wyrepiddle? |
A. Because England is stupid.
Q. How cool is inbreeding? |
A: Not cool at all... Unless 15 toes and a second head is what you want.
Q: How long will this thread take to die? |
A. That isn't the right question. See below.
Q. How long will it take for this forum to die? |
A. Any minute now...
Q. How much time do we have before the forum dies forev |
A. Not much time!
Q. Are you happy that its going to die? |
A: I guess, but it's allthose noobs fault.
Q: What's a book without a cover? |
A. A stolen book.
Q. Who stole the book of love? |
A: Yo' Momma's mini-me
Q: mini-me? |
A. mini-you
Q. mini-foshezee? |
A:knock-knock joke, don't like those :p
Q:Knock-knock? |
A. Screw.
Q. You? |
A : Pedro File.
Q: Aren't old spidermen scary? |
A: What!? Ur telling that im crazy?
Q: how did i become an old spiderman? |
A. Pixie dust!
Q. Or was it a fatal tumor that is slowly killing you while making you act irrationally as your skin turns red and blue? |
A: no it was you, Splat.
Q: was that a stupid answer? |
A. DON'T EAT ME! I DON'T TASTE GOOD!
Q. Why did your answer not relate in any way to my question? EDIT: Don't edit your answer after I've answered your question! |
A: lol, because i can't read
Q: Why is my browser freaking out? |