You didn't post a question! So I'll have to do it for you! ;)
Q:Why didn't Smell post a question? :p |
A: Because she didn't forget
Q: How many potatoes were in the bag? |
A:62.893603786038603869376837693769437693869376893768396830678469345693459476
03470367094734067u43764674356758937590357034867407405740347267042572845028 Q: How many pnuematic sheep does it take to destroy a planet? |
A: 4
Q: Whats a pnuematic sheep? |
A. 10 sheeps rolled onto one giant sheep.
Q. Wanna peanut? |
A: Yeah, first mash it into your face.
Q: did ya do it? |
A. Only if you grow it superlarge and leave it in the sun too long.
Q: Why is my breakfast trying to take over the planet? |
A: because you didn't eat it.
Q: Why in god's name didn't you do it!? |
A: Well, because of the D. (in god's name :P)
Q: If Apple Jacks aren't made with apples, then what are they made with? |
A: Cinnimon, "Here I com' I am Cinnimon!"
Q: Was that apple really bad? |
A. Yes!
Q. No? |
A: Sorry, you're telephone use has been used up, please insert fifty cents for the next 5 minutes...
Q: Well? |
A: well?
N: how long is long? |
A: I dunno, let me ask Jeffy.
Q: Is this GONNA GET NUTS?! |
A: You mean you don't have nuts? ;) :p
Q: Yes, Go Snake. Fisher sux0rz. |
A: 23
Q: Is this a heist? |
A: The biggest one since Idaho.
Q: And..? |
A: Also the biggest one since Flordia!
Q: What happend to the good old days? :( |
A: They couldn't catch up with the new ol' days!
Q: What happend to the 'new ol' days!' |
A: Sammalamma ran over 'em with a tricycle.
Q: Roffle? |
A: Lamayo.
Q: Sir, will that be banana or vanilla flavored? |
A; Is there any chance you could make it 'Garbage' flavored?
Q: What does sliem taste like? |
A: Sleim tastes like greim.
Q: I have toes. But WHY?! |
A: So you can play "This little piggy"
Q: I have a big penis. But WHY?! |
A: To make light of mine's size. YOU SHALL NOT MOCK LIL' SHRINKY!
Q: Is Lil' Shrinky a bad name? |
A: It's a horrible name.
Q: Why are Christians, Muslims, and Jews so f*cking stupid? |
A: Because they don't shoot LASERS from their knees like I CAN!
Q: What is six times pies? |
A: Why, a narcoleyptic tesla ray, of course.
Q: Do you have big manly boobs, or manly manly fetus milk? |
A: He got nun of em.
Q: why did u f*** a nun? |
A. Becuase I'm not that crazy like you.
Q. Where would you aim a big laser ray blast gun? |