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At last, something sexual you're not into.

Well, that and vagina.

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No, I don't like sadomasochism.

But but...:(.

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But but...:(.

Oh, well with you I'd consider the entire BDSM suite.

Only if we take turns.

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In before perplexing accusations of bi-curiosity and subsequent raised hopes.

If there are hopes eager to be raised, then such accusations are not perplexing.

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Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

I feel so enlightened. Too bad I don't have someone to practice this with.

Positive rep++

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If there are hopes eager to be raised, then such accusations are not perplexing.

Honestly I don't have a clue.

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Only if we take turns.

Sure, why not? Call me.

I feel so enlightened. Too bad I don't have someone to practice this with.

Positive rep++

LOL Venks. Thank you. :)

i can vouch for when the bladder gets massaged, it feels like you need to pee.

if someone gets there, they're doinitrong, and as they proceed to keep doing it, you need to pee EVEN MORE. even if you have nothing to pee.

Aha, torture. :crafty:

Where's Joe?........

NONE OF YOU BEST BE PUSHING ON MY BLADDER

You won't let us get near you anyway.

Perhaps due to my intense fear of bladder pushing. IT IS A POSSIBILITY I AM WILLING TO LET YOU CONSIDER.

Willing to let me consider?

Well, THANKS COWBOY

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Yee fucking haw.

That was the perfect opportunity to quote Die Hard and you missed it. Disappointing.

hey! 'yeehaw' is my thing!

when i get over exciting or whilst trolling.

Never been too big of a Die Hard fan myself. You can go right ahead if you feel the need.

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Never been too big of a Die Hard fan myself. You can go right ahead if you feel the need.

Ok then:

Yippie kay yay motherfucker!!

And you’re a virgin? Unbelievable.