A. Nobad
Q.Youz? |
A: Nothing I just- GULP! i just got eaten by Pac-man.
Q: What's the square root of pie? |
A. Tasty
Q. Do you wanna see my new hocky mask and chainsaw?!?! |
A. You've been watchin the Simpsons mate. I mean, Ooh, yes please! Goody!
Q. Why am I so intelligent? |
A: Because your name is an onomatopoeia.
Q: Is it in your reach? Are you concentrating? Is it in your reach, are you concentrating? |
A. Only when the cabbage are biting.
Q. What did I just say? |
A: You Jumped Of a Cliff
Q: Why Are You Alive Then? |
A: becouse he didn't jump off a cliff, You Moron :D
Q: Who wants to see more a my drawing schite |
A. Sure, and I would like frys with that.
Q. Where's my super suit? |
A: Burning.
Q:Something about the ages right? |
A: Yes, Dawn Star*.
Q: What is the G# Major with an A in the bass? *WTF is this from? I swear it's from something... |
A. Its a Q
Q: who is "big daddy mcfat"? |
Have you been spamming this thread ALL THE TIME!?
and still just 189 posts...... What's this world heading on to.... BTW my text box doesn't work correct. Everything's gray |
A. No. It's fun. Good cle...
... ...Good fun Q. Eheh, heh, heh... Heh? |
A. heh.
Q. Who dat? Who dat at my door? |
A: err... Yo'Momma!(hehe lol)
Q: What do grubbs call their dicks... A: Mini Me!(sorry couldn't resist) Q: is yo'momma at old and not so tasty's door? |
A. No. But Yo'Momma is.
Q. Why is Yo'Momma naked? |
A. because she wanted to see her mini-me
Q. The rich and famous chicken.... How does he call his dick? |
A. Cock
Q. What if he gets to the boiler? |
A. he has cooked cock!
Q. who came to the boiler, the cock or the rich and famous chicken? (In holland we have a show saying something like 'de cock met c-o-c-k.' Or it could be the bock, I'm not sure) |
A. Neither, it was Humphrey, the amazing, burping frog.
Q. If I have a pizza in one hand and a deck of cards in the other, how old is Gareth? |
A: That is simple, if you have pizza in one hand and a deck of cards in the other you...~+=111=534534-+4t34gr And your answer is 336365.
Q: How's it going? |
A. Just peachy.
Q.Who killed Jesus? The romans or the jews? |
A. Romans captured him cus he was causing problems. Jewish leaders hated him and made the Romans crucify him instead of punishing him and letting him go.
Q. Is that a broom? |
A. No. It's some straw that I tied to a stick.
Q. Who am I really? Deep inside, who am I really? |
A. Deep inside, you're old and not so tasty.
Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? |
A. None. You tricksy little thing.
Q. Who smells like pooey? |
A. Billy the talking toilet
Q. Who invented the Baroogmatrickellestic Findrobilondisization destroyer? |
A: The person who invented that, was Mr. Jankenhammer!
Q: Who invented echupraabracabra? |
A. Ants
Q. How many numbers are there? |
A. $3\/3|\|
Q. What does do? |
A: Do sits around all day and watches TV while eating nachos and nacho cheese. Oh, wait. That's me.
Q: I do say there, sir. It appears you have male genetalia grafted to your forehead. Dost that maketh thou a dickhead? |
A: No, someone beat the hell out of my nose.(whahaha, you guys crack me up)
Q: What is way more easier, Pi times 2 or a piece of Pi? (EDIT: Duveaux, the show is called: Baantjer! or somethin' and the police-dude is called de Cock met c-o-c-k.) |
A: I like fragments of π, myself.
Q: Atsui desu ka? (^-^) b |
A. ?ak used iustA
Q. Why was super munch's in rediculously small writing? Looser |
A: He wanted to make you nervous.
Q: Who thinks the nazi are extinct? |
A. Graham does
Q. Do you have a phone book? |
A: No, but a dog called Who has
Q: Which dog can give me all of the decimals of Pi? |
:
A: Jerry the Ambiguous Dog. Q: What time is it in Nevada? |
A. Seven. Always Seven.
Q. What ever happened to that guy who stuck a fork in a plug socket. I never saw him again... |