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Anonyman! 06-29-2009 03:36 PM

A penis in your ass probably would send shivers up your spine. :tard:


But I can understand. The idea of being inside a pooper is somewhat disgusting.

Alcar 06-29-2009 03:41 PM

I find the idea of sticking it where urine, blood, babies, and other menstrual fluids are expelled worse.

Alcar...

Wil 06-29-2009 03:47 PM

Yeah, at least with the arse you know what you’re getting.

Everytime Peter posts I find myself thinking ‘Which one is that?’. o.O

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 04:29 PM

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I find the idea of sticking it where urine, blood, babies, and other menstrual fluids are expelled worse.

Alcar...

I don't know... shit's pretty gross.

Blood, babies, and cottage cheese discharge hold no fucking candle though.

Pilot 06-29-2009 04:37 PM

Umm.... do I really have to be the one to say this?

Urine doesn't technically come out of the vagina ladies. Close, but not quite.

Alcar 06-29-2009 04:39 PM

It's close enough to warrant my disapproval.

Alcar...

Pilot 06-29-2009 04:43 PM

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It's close enough to warrant my disapproval.

Alcar...

With that I agree. :p

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 05:39 PM

Thirded.

Pilot 06-29-2009 05:42 PM

BUTt!

What about fellatio? Who here hasn't given it? (that counts) Isn't it the same thing?

Alcar 06-29-2009 05:54 PM

Women have poor bladder control.

Alcar...

Pilot 06-29-2009 05:59 PM

HAH! Touche. ;)

Oh oh oh oh Oh Oh OH OH! WEEEE!!!!! **squirt**

You're right.

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 06:10 PM

Oh joy.


Mouths may be filthy, but not as obviously.

Pilot 06-29-2009 07:52 PM

SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

Wings of Fire 06-29-2009 08:02 PM

Out of all three holes I must say my favourite is the mouth, the major design flaw of the vagina is the lack of a tongue.

Pilot 06-29-2009 08:06 PM

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Out of all three holes I must say my favourite is the mouth, the major design flaw of the vagina is the lack of a tongue.

Oh my god, what if it really has one???

Damn it Joe? WHY?

Wings of Fire 06-29-2009 08:12 PM

If the womans' vagina had a tongue then I'd become an instant Believer.

Pilot 06-29-2009 08:14 PM

With tongue comes teeth. Sharp teeth.

Wings of Fire 06-29-2009 08:17 PM

Now that's one aspect of oral I found very fun ^^.

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 08:34 PM

VAGINA DENTATA

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What the fuck Joe what is why would what

Pilot 06-29-2009 08:49 PM

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Now that's one aspect of oral I found very fun ^^.

What? Biting?

used:) 06-29-2009 09:13 PM

Vaguely reminiscent of hentai.

Leto 06-29-2009 10:25 PM

Vaguely reminiscent of "please the fuck no"/a bad blojorb.

Nate 06-29-2009 11:20 PM

I think that we need to make a distinction between biting and a little nibble.

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 11:28 PM

Roll back lips
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Avoid penis biting

Pilot 06-30-2009 12:51 AM

I LOVE the nibble, but if the one giving is not very experienced, you end up living where Anonyman apparently lives....

Strike Witch 06-30-2009 01:08 AM

Jesus, guys.

Leto 06-30-2009 01:42 AM

Don't you even start with the labia nibbles.

Labia nibbles. Sounds like a KFC dish.

Strike Witch 06-30-2009 02:04 AM

You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.

Anonyman! 06-30-2009 02:22 AM

Nibble. Fine.

Cock munching. No.

Alcar 06-30-2009 02:41 AM

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You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.

What about the stillettos?

Alcar...