Gotta love that prostate gland. Ya gotta love it.

To me, anyone who takes that long to get off, clearly isn't enjoying it all that much. Perhaps he would have prefered Pilot massaging his P-spot.

When I say 3-4 hours straight, I don't mean it literally. We'd stop and cuddle and what not after we'd gone one round, then change places and go another. This repeated a couple of times.

Alcar...

Yes, technically it's not hours of straight sex; there's a lot of 'fooling around'- cuddling, massaging, games, etc, etc.

I figured as much. Unless you have one of the aforementioned divine hammercocks.

I guess you'll never know.

And BTW, I'm not into IKEA erotica.

I am. The furniture is shaped so... slender. So... lean.

All I need is my Midcentury Modern furniture with extreme angles, freeform shapes and pointy stiletto-legs. Sexy.

You've seen the inside of my house so you know what I 'm talking about. ;)

HELP HOW CAN YOU HAVE SEX FOR MORE THAN 14 SECONDS

I'VE TRIED EVERY POSSIBLE WAY BUT I JUST END UP EXPLOSIVELY PISSING SPERM ALL OVER MY PARTNERS

EDGING MAN IT REQUIRES DISCIPLINE

SCREW, STOP, REVEL...............SCREW, STOP, REVEL...... REPEAT

I tried that but the neighbours started complaining about the bugle noise.

That is both a very disturbing and very useful website.

The P spot?

Isn't that somewhere beneath the lungs?

Oh and for the sake of being slightly on topic, yes I am still a virgin

WAT.

But your friends are so hot!

Alcar...

Sadly I know too well how hot my friends are percieved to be. :(

So why are you not sleeping with them?

Adolescence is the best time to prey on straight males! So many confused men! So easy to take advantage of!

"It was purely experimentation, and we will never speak of this again Jim."

Alcar...

If I am too awkard to get a girlfriend, how the hell would I be able to get a straight friend of mine into sleeping with me? :tard:

You have truly, truly, missed out on so much fun.

Alcar...

It's... down somewhere, but you can poke it through your anal wall. It's kinda behind your penis. Look up a website, I don't want to be responsible for any broken assholes.


or do i

Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

I should not know this. Yet now I do.

Not even a straight man could resist even being curious...

It is a daily struggle to make my body move in such a way as to make intelligible noises in the vicinity of new people. Curiosity is a non-issue.

Oh wah wah wah. Bust out of your inhibited little world of yours already and stop whining. You know you want to you just don't admit it.

Experience some JOY and PASSION. :)

Some scientist. ;)

I meant that curiosity is not an issue when there is no means of exacting answers.

In before perplexing accusations of bi-curiosity and subsequent raised hopes.

And now back to releasing spores

That's better.

All scientists should be bi-curious.

I feel a strong urge to negrep you. Fuck.

I'm taking science A levels ...

Am i bi - curious? :p

A scientist is what you are, not what you study :p

However I also believe all humans are inherently bisexual at birth.

*Kang and Kodos voice* SILENCE.

It's no worse (or better) than your Stranger buttsecks excerpts.

Fucking hell yes it is. That turned my fucking stomach.

I dislike the bit about the bladder the most. It sounds painful.

So, you're on your stomach?

No, it's only worsened when it's full which is shouldn't be to begin with.

God. Shut up.

You didn't have to read it. Your option.

.... bad morning?

My eyes are inexplicably drawn to it.

Not particularly. I'm mostly kidding. Although, the thought of that does make me want to take razor blades to my eyes.

Be careful - you know that he won't fail to turn that into some kind of an innuendo.

Good.






Good.

No, I don't like sadomasochism.