A: No, it just happend in one big dream.
Q: Is there a bomb inside me? |
A. Um... Well, you se- that's strange. Where'd he go? And where'd all this general-dripikk coloured goo come from?
Q. What is the unanswerable question? |
A: The question that is given by noobs.
Q: What is the question? |
A. "Hello, how are."
Q. Can you kill him with a paradox? |
A: If you hit them hard enough with it.
Q: What was the answer to the question that was asked before this one? |
Q. Spuds
A. Do you like potatoes? |
A: Uhh.... *thinks* well... i guess that potatos are nice enough... =/
Q: Why is Dipstikk posting in here, when he was so eager on getting this closed, in one of the previous pages? :p |
A. I HAVE NOT BEEN BLACKMAILING HIM. I mean, uh, that is a mystery beyond any other, heheh.
Q. Who put that fork in the road? |
A: What fo- OUCH! Who put that fork in the middle of the road?
Q: Why me? :( |
A. Why not you?
Q. That's three posts to this thread in an hour. is that too many? |
A: Yes, TOO many...
Q:Did you know that there is only one mutant duck? |
A. IT'S ALL LIES!!!
Q. How many shops does it take to change a tulip bulb? |
A: Enough to make splat scream again. :p
Q: Is it time my master? |
A. No. Now gt out of my office!
Q. Do you like shoes? |
A: It depends.... If they are made of dead, and not alive animal's skin, and if the meterial has been to China for 2 weeks, and has been under 5 CELCIUS, then yeah.... I like shoes... for breakfast.
Q: Am i weird? |
A:.......Um, yeah?
Q: What's the scientific name for, baba? |
A. Incremulinrin
Q. What does incremulinrin do? |
A:Isnt that what hurts superman?
Q:Isnt that what hurts superman? |
A: No, that's cryptonite.
Q: Why are you looking at me like that with cryptonite in your hand? :eek: |
A: This isn't kryptonite (I believe that is how it's spelled, BTW), this is THE BLACK SPOT!
Q: Do you fear the black spot? |
A: Only if the black spot has the soul train dancers.
Q: What's your background? |
A. Meat `n geeks
Q. Want some brownies before you go to bed!? Come on I'll cut you a slice. |
A. Depends on what colour they are
Q. Does no one know what incremulin does? |
A. Yes. I do.
Q. Can god create a rock too big for god to move? |
A. Depends how heavy the rock is.
Q. How do I reach this power? |
A: You need to do one simple task.
Q: Did you wash behind your ears? |
A. Maybe.
Q. Did you wash behind your scrotum? |
A: uhhh, look a monkey!
Q: What's the answer to question 56 on the test? |
A. Hatred.
Q. What is the question to answer 79? |
A: The other kind of hatred.
Q: There is no spoon, is there? |
A. Strangely, yes. It has 1-3 damage, 35% critical hit chance and +2 accuracy. I prefer the Serrated Sword.
Q. How many thermometres do you have in your shoes? i mean, everybody has some in their shoes, right? So how about you? |
A: I have about 4.
Q: Shall we take a look? |
A. Aright, come with me, down the basement of... DOOM.
Q. What did you do with her?! |
A: She's in MY room!'
Q: Why shouldn't you play with knifes? |
A: becouse, they cant be eat`n
Q: how can a dog swallow a giant bread knife without cutting itself? |
A. Only if the dog was really really small.
Q. Or did it have to be really, really big? |
A: Only a cruel murderur would make it a really small dog. I pick small dog! :D
Q: What are you listening to now? |
A. A fish eating itself
Q. Are you sure that that's a stupid question?:nonono: |
A. Well you cam never be too sure
Q. Will you answer this question? |
A: Nope. wait, i just did!
Q: What's up? |