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used:) 06-29-2009 10:13 PM

Vaguely reminiscent of hentai.

Leto 06-29-2009 11:25 PM

Vaguely reminiscent of "please the fuck no"/a bad blojorb.

Nate 06-30-2009 12:20 AM

I think that we need to make a distinction between biting and a little nibble.

Anonyman! 06-30-2009 12:28 AM

Roll back lips
gay.jpg
Avoid penis biting

Pilot 06-30-2009 01:51 AM

I LOVE the nibble, but if the one giving is not very experienced, you end up living where Anonyman apparently lives....

Strike Witch 06-30-2009 02:08 AM

Jesus, guys.

Leto 06-30-2009 02:42 AM

Don't you even start with the labia nibbles.

Labia nibbles. Sounds like a KFC dish.

Strike Witch 06-30-2009 03:04 AM

You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.

Anonyman! 06-30-2009 03:22 AM

Nibble. Fine.

Cock munching. No.

Alcar 06-30-2009 03:41 AM

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You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.

What about the stillettos?

Alcar...

abe is now! 06-30-2009 04:33 AM

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You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.

I often penetrate too.

Leto 06-30-2009 04:57 AM

LIRL

Wings of Fire 06-30-2009 06:00 AM

Also to make a distinction between biting, nibbling, and slightly grazing with teeth, of which the latter is the only applicable in my sexual practices.

OANST 06-30-2009 07:55 AM

I am such a prude when compared to you people.

And as for the whole "being near the hole that urine comes out of" thing, I do believe that urine is sterile, while feces is decidedly not.


Also, vagina feels goooooooooood.

Wil 06-30-2009 08:02 AM

But looks so vile.

OANST 06-30-2009 08:06 AM

It certainly isn't the most aesthetically appealing piece of anatomy. I can't imagine that hairy asshole is much prettier, though.


I'm not sure what point I am arguing, at the moment. Am I trying to turn you all straight? Shit, I don't know.

Wil 06-30-2009 08:30 AM

You’d think evolution would by now have come up with sexual apparatus that is any way sexually appealing.

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How can you tell God is a civil engineer?
He put the recreational area right next to the sewage outlet.

Wings of Fire 06-30-2009 08:54 AM

Well the only sexual apparatus I don't find sexually appealing is my own penis.

So yeah...

Wil 06-30-2009 09:17 AM

What a coincidence…

No, I’m lying for humour. You know I find your penis sexually appearing.

Anonyman! 06-30-2009 09:30 AM

PENIS AM GREAT

Wings of Fire 06-30-2009 09:34 AM

Don't get my wrong, the only other one I've thoroughly examined was fantastic.

OANST 06-30-2009 09:48 AM

Well, they are sexually appealing. Just not aesthetically. The attraction to those parts of the anatomy comes mainly from instinct and the knowledge of what the experience is like. Other areas, such as breasts, thighs, neck, and so on, are both sexually and aesthetically pleasing, as long as the person's genes and level of fitness make them so. To someone with no libido, I imagine that genitalia must look quite disgusting.

used:) 06-30-2009 10:45 AM

Neck?

OANST 06-30-2009 10:54 AM

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Neck?

Absolutely. The gentle curve of a well formed neck can be quite beautiful.

Strike Witch 06-30-2009 03:56 PM

So...

If the neck was a sexual organ, would people wear neck covers all the time?

Leto 06-30-2009 04:02 PM

inb4throatfucking

Wil 06-30-2009 04:06 PM

Is that when you do someone in the tracheostomy?

ArtemisPanthar 07-03-2009 12:22 PM

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To someone with no libido, I imagine that genitalia must look quite disgusting.

Personally, I find genitalia to look more silly than disgusting.

My great grandmother says (repeatedly) that boys "are just a mess down there". But then she also thinks there is nothing more beautiful than a vagina so she might be a lesbian in denial.

Wings of Fire 07-03-2009 12:23 PM

That's some pretty hefty denial there.

Pilot 07-03-2009 12:28 PM

On the flip side, since I think that "girls are just a mess down there" does this make me gay?

If course it doesn't.

Anonyman! 07-03-2009 12:31 PM

I can see the appeal in vaginas. They're a hole. That's appealing.

Laser 07-03-2009 12:35 PM

I don't understand why the organs needed to continue the human race can look so disgusting...surely the best way to move on the human race is to have attractive looking penises/vaginas...it goes for anything on the exterior of the human body

OANST 07-03-2009 12:36 PM

Scetch out what you want and we will take it under advisement.

Pilot 07-03-2009 12:38 PM

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Scetch out what you want and we will take it under advisement.

I....... yes. I am not only going to agree but also pray that you sketch out your idea of a beautiful penis.

Laser 07-03-2009 12:40 PM

http://i42.tinypic.com/15ytzrq.gif

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Pilot 07-03-2009 12:42 PM

What? It's pink? So what? I can dip mine in some pink icing for you if that's what you want.

used:) 07-03-2009 12:43 PM

That really was unnecessary.

When you think about it, are there any organs that visually appealing? I always liked the brain.

Laser 07-03-2009 12:50 PM

Well, Used, usually the combination of eyes, jaw, skin, teeth, tounge, hair and skull = the face...which is considered attractive in rare occasions

Pilot 07-03-2009 12:53 PM

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Well, Used, usually the combination of eyes, jaw, skin, teeth, tounge, hair and skull = the face...which is considered attractive in rare occasions

Yes but only the eyes and tongue I believe would actually be considered 'organs.'

ArtemisPanthar 07-03-2009 01:23 PM

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On the flip side, since I think that "girls are just a mess down there" does this make me gay?

If course it doesn't.

Don't be silly, nothing makes you anything. In any case, I was speaking more of her love of vaginas and how she raves about them even when its not related to the topic at hand.