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A: Deer is pooples. Q: Who has my stapler?* *C'mon, somebody get this reference... |
A: I didn't do nothing! (Staples Dipstikk to a wall and begins throwing darts at him)
Q: What happens if I hit Dipstikk in the eye? ...Nevermind... |
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Q: How do you be so short? *Did I get it? |
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Nah, I wouldn't do that to you , ya little munchkin. *Gets stabbed in the eye* OW! That's it, you're dead! (still kidding, don't think I'd really do that.) Oh, and... :
Da mn your clever trickery, Kimon! Q: Who here wants broken shins? We can't just give these way! |
A: I do!
Q: kill me first, please? |
A. Sure, step right up
Q. WTF? |
A: That's what I'm sayin'.
Q: Should I invest in tube socks? |
Snake kicks Fishers ass.
A:Tube socks are cozy on cold winter nights.so yes Q:Why is George Bush so retarted? |
A: That depends on the wind speed and the direction your copass points when you throw it off a house in Trafalgar Square.
Q: If I had been early, what could have been? |
I'm fed up of seeing this topic and not posting
A: Something that could've been, would not have been, because you were late and had to eat beans on toast instead of five fish fingers. |
You didn't post a question! So I'll have to do it for you! ;)
Q:Why didn't Smell post a question? :p |
A: Because she didn't forget
Q: How many potatoes were in the bag? |
A:62.893603786038603869376837693769437693869376893768396830678469345693459476
03470367094734067u43764674356758937590357034867407405740347267042572845028 Q: How many pnuematic sheep does it take to destroy a planet? |
A: 4
Q: Whats a pnuematic sheep? |
A. 10 sheeps rolled onto one giant sheep.
Q. Wanna peanut? |
A: Yeah, first mash it into your face.
Q: did ya do it? |
A. Only if you grow it superlarge and leave it in the sun too long.
Q: Why is my breakfast trying to take over the planet? |
A: because you didn't eat it.
Q: Why in god's name didn't you do it!? |
A: Well, because of the D. (in god's name :P)
Q: If Apple Jacks aren't made with apples, then what are they made with? |
A: Cinnimon, "Here I com' I am Cinnimon!"
Q: Was that apple really bad? |
A. Yes!
Q. No? |
A: Sorry, you're telephone use has been used up, please insert fifty cents for the next 5 minutes...
Q: Well? |
A: well?
N: how long is long? |
A: I dunno, let me ask Jeffy.
Q: Is this GONNA GET NUTS?! |
A: You mean you don't have nuts? ;) :p
Q: Yes, Go Snake. Fisher sux0rz. |
A: 23
Q: Is this a heist? |
A: The biggest one since Idaho.
Q: And..? |
A: Also the biggest one since Flordia!
Q: What happend to the good old days? :( |
A: They couldn't catch up with the new ol' days!
Q: What happend to the 'new ol' days!' |
A: Sammalamma ran over 'em with a tricycle.
Q: Roffle? |
A: Lamayo.
Q: Sir, will that be banana or vanilla flavored? |
A; Is there any chance you could make it 'Garbage' flavored?
Q: What does sliem taste like? |
A: Sleim tastes like greim.
Q: I have toes. But WHY?! |
A: So you can play "This little piggy"
Q: I have a big penis. But WHY?! |
A: To make light of mine's size. YOU SHALL NOT MOCK LIL' SHRINKY!
Q: Is Lil' Shrinky a bad name? |
A: It's a horrible name.
Q: Why are Christians, Muslims, and Jews so f*cking stupid? |
A: Because they don't shoot LASERS from their knees like I CAN!
Q: What is six times pies? |
A: Why, a narcoleyptic tesla ray, of course.
Q: Do you have big manly boobs, or manly manly fetus milk? |
A: He got nun of em.
Q: why did u f*** a nun? |
A. Becuase I'm not that crazy like you.
Q. Where would you aim a big laser ray blast gun? |