Don’t be naïve. He’s coming from Italy to visit us and make sweet love to us.
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Of course!! I hope you weren't thinking I was coming on my face :confused:
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No. I was picturing you doing it on Leto's face.
It was a pleasant mental image. |
Again, marinara sauce. Mmmmmmm.....
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Now, the prospect of giving a cinnamon lolly.. OW THE BURN! |
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I can just hear all the little kiddies of the forum now..... "Wow, I hope I get gay soon!" |
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Really Really? Not for the faint of heart, young, or innocent minded. Everyone else should take care too: I had image of first the anal sex, only you ensuring your penis was covered in....fecal matter afterwards, then letting him suck it off- hence the "cinnamon" on the "lollipop". Basically a more horrific and male version of 2girls1cup. Graphic enough for you? Understand why it left me nauseous? |
Aaaahhh, shitdick. One reason to never bareback.
MM, I adore you. |
Sounds like the comedy of Gilbert Godfried.
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I was serious about the lollipop jawbreakers. They just fucking taste wonderful. No innuendo.
NEVERMIND |
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Thank you, you're kind. :
Thank god no. One time I felt it but when I pulled out it didn't stick and I was like *whew* let's go again! |
Yeah. A combination of hygiene and condoms has prevented me from that. Could you imagine how awkward that would be?
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Hygiene=important. You can tell when a guy doesn't care.
Plus, one's more prone to that when they're indiscriminately promiscuous. I'm talking about regular back-room action. Not my scene. |
I am physically shaking and disturbed by this conversation. I find very little to be as terrifying and/or disgusting as anal sex. Giving, receiving, I want nothing to do with it.
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That's why I do it.
honestly, im not too big a fan myself. |
Nonsense, you like it.
Both you. |
I was accused of being homophobic once, because I am so disturbed by the idea of anal sex. However, I do not necessarily associate that act with homosexuality. I am completely comfortable with the idea of men being attracted to each other, and doing all manner of things. I am not comfortable with the thought of anyone having anal sex. I would never say that you shouldn't do it. It just sends shivers up my spine.
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Yeah, it's not for everyone.
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A penis in your ass probably would send shivers up your spine. :tard:
But I can understand. The idea of being inside a pooper is somewhat disgusting. |
I find the idea of sticking it where urine, blood, babies, and other menstrual fluids are expelled worse.
Alcar... |
Yeah, at least with the arse you know what you’re getting.
Everytime Peter posts I find myself thinking ‘Which one is that?’. o.O |
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Blood, babies, and cottage cheese discharge hold no fucking candle though. |
Umm.... do I really have to be the one to say this?
Urine doesn't technically come out of the vagina ladies. Close, but not quite. |
It's close enough to warrant my disapproval.
Alcar... |
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Thirded.
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BUTt!
What about fellatio? Who here hasn't given it? (that counts) Isn't it the same thing? |
Women have poor bladder control.
Alcar... |
HAH! Touche. ;)
Oh oh oh oh Oh Oh OH OH! WEEEE!!!!! **squirt** You're right. |
Oh joy.
Mouths may be filthy, but not as obviously. |
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
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Out of all three holes I must say my favourite is the mouth, the major design flaw of the vagina is the lack of a tongue.
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Damn it Joe? WHY? |
If the womans' vagina had a tongue then I'd become an instant Believer.
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With tongue comes teeth. Sharp teeth.
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Now that's one aspect of oral I found very fun ^^.
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VAGINA DENTATA
edit: What the fuck Joe what is why would what |
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