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Wil 06-29-2009 06:13 AM

Don’t be naïve. He’s coming from Italy to visit us and make sweet love to us.

abe is now! 06-29-2009 06:16 AM

Of course!! I hope you weren't thinking I was coming on my face :confused:

Nate 06-29-2009 06:22 AM

No. I was picturing you doing it on Leto's face.

It was a pleasant mental image.

used:) 06-29-2009 06:25 AM

Again, marinara sauce. Mmmmmmm.....

Pilot 06-29-2009 09:26 AM

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Is a cinnamon lollipop a particularly sexual thing? Or have I missed a euphemism?

You were commenting to me how us yanks like to put cinnamon on everything.

Now, the prospect of giving a cinnamon lolly..


OW THE BURN!

Munch's Master 06-29-2009 09:51 AM

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Is a cinnamon lollipop a particularly sexual thing? Or have I missed a euphemism?

Euphemism was my first thought too. Cinnamon some innuendo for poojabbing and lollipop, I'm sure you can guess. I had a very graphic mental picture that will not leave my head.

Pilot 06-29-2009 09:57 AM

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I like those giant fucking lollipop jawbreakers.

In this case.... yes. Lollipop jawbreaker, yes.

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I had a very graphic mental picture that will not leave my head.

Please share.

I can just hear all the little kiddies of the forum now..... "Wow, I hope I get gay soon!"

Munch's Master 06-29-2009 10:16 AM

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Please share.


Really Really?

Not for the faint of heart, young, or innocent minded. Everyone else should take care too:
I had image of first the anal sex, only you ensuring your penis was covered in....fecal matter afterwards, then letting him suck it off- hence the "cinnamon" on the "lollipop". Basically a more horrific and male version of 2girls1cup.


Graphic enough for you? Understand why it left me nauseous?

Pilot 06-29-2009 10:17 AM

Aaaahhh, shitdick. One reason to never bareback.

MM, I adore you.

used:) 06-29-2009 10:20 AM

Sounds like the comedy of Gilbert Godfried.

Munch's Master 06-29-2009 10:22 AM

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Aaaahhh, shitdick. One reason to never bareback.

MM, I adore you.

Pilot, I adore you as much as it is possible for a heterosexual man to like a homosexual innunedo-filled man in a bro-mancey way.

*manly pat on back*

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 10:25 AM

I was serious about the lollipop jawbreakers. They just fucking taste wonderful. No innuendo.


NEVERMIND

Pilot 06-29-2009 10:43 AM

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Pilot, I adore you as much as it is possible for a heterosexual man to like a homosexual innunedo-filled man in a bro-mancey way.

*manly pat on back*

I see your back and raise you a doubleback. :p

Thank you, you're kind.

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I was serious about the lollipop jawbreakers. They just fucking taste wonderful. No innuendo.



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Pilot, have you ever had shitdick?

So was I.

Thank god no. One time I felt it but when I pulled out it didn't stick and I was like *whew* let's go again!

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 10:45 AM

Yeah. A combination of hygiene and condoms has prevented me from that. Could you imagine how awkward that would be?

Pilot 06-29-2009 10:49 AM

Hygiene=important. You can tell when a guy doesn't care.

Plus, one's more prone to that when they're indiscriminately promiscuous. I'm talking about regular back-room action. Not my scene.

OANST 06-29-2009 10:51 AM

I am physically shaking and disturbed by this conversation. I find very little to be as terrifying and/or disgusting as anal sex. Giving, receiving, I want nothing to do with it.

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 10:53 AM

That's why I do it.



honestly, im not too big a fan myself.

Pilot 06-29-2009 10:53 AM

Nonsense, you like it.

Both you.

OANST 06-29-2009 11:08 AM

I was accused of being homophobic once, because I am so disturbed by the idea of anal sex. However, I do not necessarily associate that act with homosexuality. I am completely comfortable with the idea of men being attracted to each other, and doing all manner of things. I am not comfortable with the thought of anyone having anal sex. I would never say that you shouldn't do it. It just sends shivers up my spine.

Pilot 06-29-2009 11:09 AM

Yeah, it's not for everyone.

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 03:36 PM

A penis in your ass probably would send shivers up your spine. :tard:


But I can understand. The idea of being inside a pooper is somewhat disgusting.

Alcar 06-29-2009 03:41 PM

I find the idea of sticking it where urine, blood, babies, and other menstrual fluids are expelled worse.

Alcar...

Wil 06-29-2009 03:47 PM

Yeah, at least with the arse you know what you’re getting.

Everytime Peter posts I find myself thinking ‘Which one is that?’. o.O

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 04:29 PM

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I find the idea of sticking it where urine, blood, babies, and other menstrual fluids are expelled worse.

Alcar...

I don't know... shit's pretty gross.

Blood, babies, and cottage cheese discharge hold no fucking candle though.

Pilot 06-29-2009 04:37 PM

Umm.... do I really have to be the one to say this?

Urine doesn't technically come out of the vagina ladies. Close, but not quite.

Alcar 06-29-2009 04:39 PM

It's close enough to warrant my disapproval.

Alcar...

Pilot 06-29-2009 04:43 PM

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It's close enough to warrant my disapproval.

Alcar...

With that I agree. :p

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 05:39 PM

Thirded.

Pilot 06-29-2009 05:42 PM

BUTt!

What about fellatio? Who here hasn't given it? (that counts) Isn't it the same thing?

Alcar 06-29-2009 05:54 PM

Women have poor bladder control.

Alcar...

Pilot 06-29-2009 05:59 PM

HAH! Touche. ;)

Oh oh oh oh Oh Oh OH OH! WEEEE!!!!! **squirt**

You're right.

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 06:10 PM

Oh joy.


Mouths may be filthy, but not as obviously.

Pilot 06-29-2009 07:52 PM

SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

Wings of Fire 06-29-2009 08:02 PM

Out of all three holes I must say my favourite is the mouth, the major design flaw of the vagina is the lack of a tongue.

Pilot 06-29-2009 08:06 PM

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Out of all three holes I must say my favourite is the mouth, the major design flaw of the vagina is the lack of a tongue.

Oh my god, what if it really has one???

Damn it Joe? WHY?

Wings of Fire 06-29-2009 08:12 PM

If the womans' vagina had a tongue then I'd become an instant Believer.

Pilot 06-29-2009 08:14 PM

With tongue comes teeth. Sharp teeth.

Wings of Fire 06-29-2009 08:17 PM

Now that's one aspect of oral I found very fun ^^.

Anonyman! 06-29-2009 08:34 PM

VAGINA DENTATA

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What the fuck Joe what is why would what

Pilot 06-29-2009 08:49 PM

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Now that's one aspect of oral I found very fun ^^.

What? Biting?