A: Blisters
Q: Who here has a danish on each ear? |
A: the only place a danish (the sweets) is going, is in my mouth!
Q: (i'm sure this has already been asked) what came first, the chicken, the rooster, or the egg? |
OOC: hey splat, I thought your A and Q keys were missing, did you get them back or get a new keyboard? :p ;)
A: the rooster! Q: what came second? |
A; the egg!
Q: Or was it the chicken? |
A: Neither, it was meh!
Q: What came first, the mother, or the baby? |
A: YO' mamma. :p
Q: Who gets dibs on the last OW GODDAMN IT MY EYE! Um... gets dibs on the last soda? (I had lint in my eye) |
A: It will always be me!! Muahahahaha!
Q: Isn't it fun to obey the coparate machine? |
A: Whoever, farts on it first so no one wants it.
Q: What do they do if they can't muster an old-man fart? |
A: Turn into raving savages. Off my lawn!
Q: Who are the hooligans? EDIT: No, Abe16, you are incorrect sorry. Very close though. How was the google search? :p |
A: a group of oddworld forrumers.
Q: what is the point of putting frisbie as a sport? |
A: to get you killed.
Q: And now the everlasting question: How much money does Scrooge have? (Donald Duck) |
A: he has $900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion dollars. :p
Q: How many zero's is that? |
[QUOTE=General Dripikk]A: he has $900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion dollars. :p
thats considered spam don't do it. |
A: This Is how many zeroes it is:0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000000000000000000000000000 (just count them = )
Q: Am i Right? |
A: No, as it is 1000etc trillion dollars it will actually be more than that. And in fact you're both wrong. Scrooge is ENGLISH, it was written by the ENGLISH author, Charles Dickens, set in ENGLAND. So it's 1000000000etc Trillion quid! Pounds! Bob! 24 Shiny English Pennies! (and according to microsoft word count there's 133 zeros)
And answer to Abe16: Yes, it turns out my hamster ate them so we pulled them out (we won't even go into how) Q: Who was the first man on the moon wearing a grass skirt and french berret? |
A: Someone named James Collet,A.K.A. one of my friends lol.
Q: Do you know him? |
A: No. Nobody cares.
THE END. |
The end? That's not a question, silly.
You're bad at this game. :p |
A: No, but don't trust the corporate media.
Q: Why shouldn't we trust the corporate media? |
A: because the corporate media likes to steal the money in your bank account.
Q: Does that mean your money is gone? |
A:No, because it's under my pillow :p
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Q:Why do people who don't like threads like this always post in them? |
A: Because I got bored.
Q: How long until someone closes this thread? |
A: soon.
Q: how many times has that been asked? |
A: um, like 14 times.
Q: Wanna see what I can do? *Closes* Aw man! Real Q:why don't mods close this already? |
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At least I'm making an attempt to put an end to this stupid thread. |
A: Because finding a finger in a Wendy's salad is beneficial for protein.
Q: Boxers or briefs? (credit: Oscar) |
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A: Boxers, man. Q: Who is Oscar? |
A: The guy who invented movies!(Dumb answer)
Q: Who was the guy who invented movies anyway? |
A. ME!
Q. What is the meaning of life? The dictionary defines it as... "The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism." My question, friends, is simple: WHAT IN ODD'S NAME DOES THAT MEAN???????? |
A: It means that the meaning with life is: EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
Q: Is this threead getting closed soon? This was much funnier in the past :( |
A: We can but hope.
Q: If we post on this thread enough times do we get promoted and get lots of pretty stars beneath our names? |
A. Let's say no.
Q. Who's better, Solid snake or Sam fisher? |
A: Sam Fisher all the way.
Q: Which is better? Sega or Nintedo or Naughty Dog. |
A. Nintendo ;)
Q. Who's better, Crash bandicoot or Spyro the dragon? |
A:Hmmm, you drive a hard bargin, but i'll have to go with Spyro the Dragon. :D
Q: Who's the better guy in blue? Sonic or Megaman? |
A: Hmm, tough choice, I'll go with Papa Smurf.
Q: Where do babies come from? |
A: Um, well, t-t-the stork! Yes! The big ugly stork!
Q: Where do humans come from? |
A: Human beings evolved from a common ancestor in the Ape family (gorillas, chimps) in Africa. Scientists believe that this common ancestor exsisted around 5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.
Q: What? Choo got a problem, man? Cuz I cut you. I cut you bad, man. |
A: Yeah, I got a problem, meng. You come all up in my grill wit a friggin' knife, and we definelty got a friggin' problem. :|
I'll kill you, meng. Q: Who likes cantalope? |
A: Cantelope is good!
Q: Who likes deer? |