You broke cardinal relationship rule #2: "Never let a girl go to bed mad at you."

At least she knows that she can't control me. I refuse to be ruled by my wife.

=/ clearly you two need to talk a bit more.

how old is everyone here... because I didn't know some people on this forum were already married..... right now it would be illegal for me to get married....

Everyone's age differs greatly. We consist mostly of adolescents and saucy/poofy adults.

Ghost Witch, we talk enough. We just have conflicting opinions. We also have many agreements to balance it out, though.

But we only get to hear about the disagreements. I want to hear all the juicy, tension-filled agreements!

I don't think she'd be too appreciative. I may consider it though, as I've made us both sound a right pair of grumpy twats. She certainly won't be appreciative of that.

wow, this thread morfed into disagreements with oddjobabe's wife

thats OddjobAbe to you.
(otherwise it looks like Oddjo babe).

I should have considered that when I registered. Curse the demon drink and Goldfinger.

I thoroughly disagree with OddjobAbe’s wife.

More seriously, does your wife actually have an inkling that you talk about her* on a video game message board?

* In a very limited capacity, granted. You probably talk more about your nephew. Does he know?

She hasn't the foggiest, but I respect her wishes, and I know she wouldn't like it. But I'll say balls to that occasionally, what she doesn't know can't hurt her. My nephew would love it. He craves attention.

So, how bout them yankees?

Any by yankees, I mean yanks.

Wanks.

How are your masturbations.

THERES ANOTHER THREAD FOR THAT.



this thread is hilarious.

It makes me... It makes me... oh my god... It makes me come!!!

Mmmm, marinara sauce.

Note: I'm half Italian so I'm allowed to be evil in this respect.

It's nice to see that AIN is now perpetuating his own myth.

Obviously: I must have something to do in my fucking life!

Oh, come on. We both know that you didn't understand that sentence.

>.<"

I'm not following you.

lol

lole

lolicon

lollipop

That just looks nasty in this thread.

Exactly what prompted me to put it.

I once told my ex that I was going to give him a cinnamon lollipop for his birthday, much to his instant dismay.

I know Nate will love that.

I like those giant fucking lollipop jawbreakers.

GIVE HIM?!? HIS BIRTHDAY?!?

You poor thing, here.

Alcar...

Joking?

I bloody hope so

No please... noooooo :(

Is a cinnamon lollipop a particularly sexual thing? Or have I missed a euphemism?

Oh boy, Max is gonna whip up a shit storm like no other when sees this.

I assume AIN is joking, and yet I don’t get it.

EDIT: Ooh, next page. Used, AIN hasn’t told me to GTFO. Yet. ;)

GTFO... stands for?

Why are you guys so hot?

*coming*

why? where are you going?