A.Because the people who made it are people with horrendous farts
Q.Who made Raggety Ann and Andy? |
A: The same people who invented speakers.
Q: Who invented speakers? |
A. Bill Gates' personal robot
Q. Have you met the personal robot? |
A: Yes, it called me a moron!
Q: Can you believe it!? |
A.Yes
Q.Who is homestarrunner? P.S. :
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A: He's a guy some kid invented with no arms and has a baseball cap and is an excellant athlete, he has lots of friends and a girlfriend named Marzipan, his friend is Strongbad, but SB doesn't like Homestar, his very best friend is named pom-pom, there also is the king of town, the cheat, the coach Z, the poopsmith, Strong Mad, Stong sad, Bubs and Homsar. Homestar has his own website at www.homestarrunner.com
Q: Did I miss anything? ;) |
A. everything.
Q. don't you just hate it when you don't get a proper answer? *edit* abe16, you beat me, so i'll change my post. |
A: No, the voices in my head are there for emotional support
Q: How come no one has said "hey it's that jerk" yet? |
A: Hey, what jerk that jerk? :p
Q:What is a fourteenth of a sausage, wrapped in a paper bag and smothered in secretions? |
A: A dead racoon who has been roadkilled 7 times and ate by a dog and barfed up while another barfed it ate it again and rebarfedand some chef mistook it for a smashed hamburger and threw it up in a paper bag and coverd a it with secretions!
Q: was I right? |
That really depends on what you mean by right, whether to meant to say fight and pressed r instead of f and the position of the sun at the time the racoon was eaten by a giant, world destroying panda. And whay is the panda trying to destroy the world? Cause it missed it's favourite tv program. It's favourite program is bamboo forest live. And when it misses is it gets very angry, very angry indeed. Just like that marvin the martian. Marvin's really funny. i love the loonytoons. Anyway, in answer to your question: Shirt.
Q: Once an old man told me that blue flowers get eaten by orange eskimos. Was he right? I used to love the original thread. I can't belive this got 13 pages long before i realised it was back :D |
A: No, he was lying to you, he also stole your wallet.
Q: What's in YOUR wallet? |
A. 2 chips and an Ace card
Q. You? |
A: Me? Well, I've got 1 dollar, a 10 dollar bill, 50 cents and a bus token.
Q: what do you drink most often? |
A: Bodily fluids. You now the ones I mean, boys... ;)
Q:What's in MY wallet, you theiving little munchkin?! |
A: A tip of a dildo
Q: why do you have THAT in your wallet? |
Because the rest got eaten by a short, balding man in his early 50s.
What noise dus a guy make when he steps on a fork? |
A: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!!!
Q: What sound was that? |
A: Silent but deadly
Q: What's that smell? |
A.The rotting stench of this thread. Haha, two points for me.
Q: Where on the Theropod skull is the Antorbital Fenestera located? |
A: Inside a perfectly safe safe.
Q: what's the code to the safe? |
A: The code doesn't matter, because there's a bazooka on top the safe.
Q: Where are you going to get the ammo for the bazooka? |
A: It is excreted from my digestive system.
Q: I say there, Monstrocity. Do you have the times? |
A: guilwerferjkljkltgf, not that I would have a good answer for "do you know the times"
Q: Why won't anyone give me a real proboscus? |
A: Because that is a simple question to answer, a preschooler knows that,
Q: If it's so simple, will someone answer for that jerk? |
A: I don't have any, but That Jerk earns brownie points for getting the refrence. Congradulations, TJ. The points, of course, are redeemable wherever brownies are sold.
Q: Abe Babe is sexy. Wait, that's no question. But it is a fact. HOT. |
No...
Is this what you call 'a waste of time'? |
A: nope
Q: why cant u use A: and Q: before your questions? |
Becuse my @ @nd 0. buttons were stolen by herd of enr@ged chickens
How m@ny exploding pork pies from the pl@net Groobi does it t@ke to ch@nge @ lightbulb into @ b@n@n@ |
A: Three hundred seventy-seven.
Q: Can you comprehend coconuts? |
A: if you try hard enough,
Q: what if you try a little too hard? |
A.You will say the answer to 'do you know the times' without proboscis and with rabies.
Q.Why are people saying stuff about Homestar? |
A: because they have seen the site so many times, Homestar has sucked their brains out.
Q: why would he such a thing? |
A: Because you forgot a word in that sentence, invalidating it.
Q: Has anyone seen the latest Strong Bad E-mail? |
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A: Yes. Especially Senor Cardgage's cameo.
(Psst! Click on the answering machine at the very end.) Q: Make up something. I officially declare that a question. |
A: i've got it! i've created a super phone!
(i have, also click on the anvil for another funny easter egg,) Q:Have you done it yet? |
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A: No, sadly. Q: What is a chilli chunga? 20 points for whom gets this. |
A: A deep fried burito?
Q: was I right? |
A. That depends on what you mean by right bu ti wqon't go into this agian cus my life is twisted enough as it is.
Q. What do you get if you cross a road with your feet? |