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Fuck cats. I'm going to be homeless.



No, but really, fuck cats.

Way to wipe off Sekto's homeless blog.

What? It's still on there.

Not on the forum homepage it isn't.

No blog, no home.

haha you got all indignant because you tried to stab somebody and got your shit kicked in

what the actual shit did i just read

It's not the first time, but what's annoying is, the girl I sit next to won't let me use scissors now, or other sharp objects. She's the same fucking age as me.

Also, the guy who nearly broke my thumb, he didn't do it to 'be a hero', he did it because he wanted to. He always does shit like this, like, he'll punch me as he's walking past me or something, and he makes fun of my cat who died. I can't exactly 'take him on', but I won't hesitate to drive a pencil into his eye if he pulls this shit again.

I really won't, that's what I'm worried about.

Yes, you will.

Just remember that high school is a temporary hell. It stops. And four years is nothing. It feels like it takes forever when you're there, but once it's over the time between when you were there and where you are now speeds along like a fucking freight train.

And what fucking class do you have at your age where you need scissors? Does she also not let you use your Elmers glue, and take away your construction paper? Does she steal your macaroni art?

Chemistry, I wanted to trim down some worksheet before sticking it in my book.

And then you could put sparkles on it.

I can't, she's afraid I'll choke someone with the glitter so she doesn't let me use it.

What OANST said, High School sucks ass.

Life gets pretty rad afterwards.

So are you in the special needs class, or what.

THANKS FOR MAKING MY JOKE FOR ME MEECH

I NEEDED TO CUT PAPER!
SEE? CAPS DOES GET YOUR POINT ACROSS.

Not as well as a pair of scissors, am I right???

What a cutting remark.

He cut right to the chase.

Umm. Sword.

SCISSORS!

Let's all stop joking now.

Yeah?

Don’t get snippy with me.

Are you gonna stab us with scissors if we don't?

Are you trying to be funny?

He's doing a better job of it than you.

His jokes are cutting edge.

Such sharp humour.

I hate this blog and everyone in it.

To put it bluntly, I just hate puns.

Dude don't crack your neck until you fall over, try not to pay so much attention to the antics of your stupid friends, and if that chump touches your thumbs again gut him with a rusty spike to assert your dominance.