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Evolution of the Vampire

Posted 02-28-2010 at 11:17 AM by Wings of Fire
Updated 02-28-2010 at 11:26 AM by Wings of Fire






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Wil's Avatar
Drank so much blood it overflowed into its eyes.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 11:35 AM by Wil

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Really I think the damage was done somewhere between Stoker and Rice.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 11:38 AM by Wings of Fire

T-nex's Avatar
Posted 02-28-2010 at 12:08 PM by T-nex

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
Count Orlok is my favorite.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 01:43 PM by Alf Shall Rise

Sekto Springs's Avatar
You forgot Blade, you fuck.
Seems like they hit a bit of an evolutionary snag.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 03:07 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Blade was a mutation that quickly died out.

Tragic.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 03:15 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
That was the turning point.
The extinction of the bad ass vampire gave rise to the dominion of the pussified, glamwhore vampires.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 04:27 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I like the lolita lesbian sister strain myself.

Posted 02-28-2010 at 04:45 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Vampire chicks have always been awesome. I'm talkin about the dudes.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 05:20 PM by Sekto Springs

Emesdee's Avatar


Sure, he was inferior to Christopher Lee's Dracula, but it feels incomplete without him.
Posted 02-28-2010 at 06:15 PM by Emesdee

Nate's Avatar
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Blade was a mutation that quickly died out.
I don't know that being followed by two sequels counts as dying out.

Also:


Posted 03-01-2010 at 01:37 AM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
The sequels killed it silly.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 04:01 AM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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The sequels killed it silly.
No, just the third one.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 05:08 AM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I never watched the third, but I really disliked the second.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 05:12 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
I managed to see them all on tv at some point. I'm pretty sure that the second one was the only one that I didn't hate.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 07:32 AM by OANST

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Posted 03-01-2010 at 08:41 AM by MeechMunchie

Sekto Springs's Avatar
The first Blade is at least watchable, if not only for the scene with the morbidly obese vampire that they burn to a crisp with their flashlights.

The second Blade was awesome.
Did it have romanticized, pussified, David Bowie vampires? No. And that's exactly why it was awesome. If you watch Blade expecting it to adhere to that template, then of course you're going to hate it.

The vampires were fucking mutated demonspawn and were genuinely intimidating. It was a fantasy/action movie, and it didn't try to be anything more than that. Del Toro hasn't disappointed me to date.

Also, you people are forgetting...
Posted 03-01-2010 at 11:29 AM by Sekto Springs
Updated 03-01-2010 at 11:31 AM by Sekto Springs

Very disgusting
Posted 03-01-2010 at 12:03 PM by AlienMagi

T-nex's Avatar
Oh my.. "Let the right one in" rocked.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 12:09 PM by T-nex

Strike Witch's Avatar


Vampires, huh.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 02:16 PM by Strike Witch

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Oh hey how did I forget that guy?

The moral of this story is: Japan is just better.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 02:20 PM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
For those interested in fictional evolution of vampires as a species, I covered it in this old blog.
Posted 03-01-2010 at 03:39 PM by Bullet Magnet

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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The moral of this story is: Japan is just better.
*sigh*
Posted 03-01-2010 at 03:39 PM by Sekto Springs

MA's Avatar
what's wrong with that bloke in the yellow clothes? has he broken his back or something?
Posted 03-01-2010 at 03:44 PM by MA

Strike Witch's Avatar
No, people from that manga can just do that sort of thing.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 04:41 AM by Strike Witch

MA's Avatar
i'll do that next time i have a picture taken.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 04:44 AM by MA

 

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