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Posted 03-12-2010 at 12:24 PM by Pilot
So there's this guy who's been a good customer of mine for years whose computer always comes in LOADED with viruses. I'd say every month or so he brings his system in for a $130 clean sweep.

Do you want to see WHY he brings his computer in? Here you go.

To further illustrate the madness of this situation, he's like 60-something and looks like santa claus.
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Havoc's Avatar
And of course you're not nice enough to sell the guy an anti-virus package, because this way you're making way more money? So he looks at porn, so do you, so do I. What's the big deal?

I had to reformat some guys computer once and while backing up his stuff I came across child pornography. Not just a few pictures but folders full of it. We called the police, then called the guy to tell him his computer was ready and then he was arrested when he stepped in, lol.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 12:45 PM by Havoc

Wil's Avatar
saggysaggy
Posted 03-12-2010 at 12:45 PM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
I didn't know that anyone else went to squirt.org. Huh. Small world.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 01:12 PM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Silverdaddies?
Posted 03-12-2010 at 01:25 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
Havoc: That's just the issue, we've been through three different antivirus suites but none of them can protect him from the onslaught. He brings it back anyway; as if the antivirus has done nothing.

WoF: "Silverdaddies- where Fathers go to meet Sons."
Posted 03-12-2010 at 01:38 PM by Pilot

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Oh lord.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 02:31 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
I know. I have a feeling he actually wants me to see that.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:06 PM by Pilot

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Justin, have you seen the creepy old guy with the man-boob fetish lately?
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:09 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Don't you have a legal obligation to report him to the police for any of this shit? I mean seriously.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:37 PM by Wings of Fire

Wings of Fire's Avatar
By 'Any of this shit' I am refering to Silverdaddies, the rest is just porn.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:38 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Unless it's child porn, there's nothing illegal about it.

Also what about silverdaddies is illegal? It looks to me to be nothing more than an online bootycall for older, homosexual men.

Hell Joe, you'll probably become a regular there in about 30 years.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:39 PM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
Couldn't you place child porn on the computer of a customer that you don't like?
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:43 PM by OANST

Splat's Avatar
Isn't it illegal for you to show us this?

Sorry, just to be the killjoy.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:48 PM by Splat

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Couldn't you place child porn on the computer of a customer that you don't like?
You really are a bastard.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 03:51 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Hell Joe, you'll probably become a regular there in about 30 years.
Not appreciated, that disgusts me.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 04:00 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
I don't think it's illegal to show you a snapshot of someone's screen, whose name I've withheld. Anonymous.

And yeah, nothing here is actually relating to child porn.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 04:22 PM by Pilot

Havoc's Avatar
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Hell Joe, you'll probably become a regular there in about 30 years.
And Alcar will be running the place.
Posted 03-12-2010 at 04:33 PM by Havoc

used:)'s Avatar
Posted 03-12-2010 at 05:17 PM by used:)

Splat's Avatar
Used, you have destroyed my innocence.
Thanks a lot.



Posted 03-12-2010 at 06:35 PM by Splat

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I'm with OANST. Then again, I also thought it would be funny to dose my autoshop teacher with a bit of LSD in high school, so what the fuck do I know about anything?
Posted 03-12-2010 at 09:59 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Josh's Avatar
OH SWEET LORD.
Posted 03-13-2010 at 05:20 AM by Josh

MA's Avatar
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I'm with OANST. Then again, I also thought it would be funny to dose my autoshop teacher with a bit of LSD in high school, so what the fuck do I know about anything?
i can't help but fucking laugh.
Posted 03-13-2010 at 05:57 AM by MA

used:)'s Avatar
You mean what little bit of it was left after how many years of being here, Splat?
Posted 03-13-2010 at 01:45 PM by used:)

Pilot where do you meet guys like that?!? At silverdaddies?
Posted 03-13-2010 at 02:20 PM by AlienMagi

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
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I'm with OANST. Then again, I also thought it would be funny to dose my autoshop teacher with a bit of LSD in high school, so what the fuck do I know about anything?
Oh sweet fuck, my shop teacher sounds like Kermit the frog. Just think of the possibilities.
Posted 03-13-2010 at 04:49 PM by Mac Sirloin

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Not appreciated, that disgusts me.
Now you know how I felt when I read the story about you losing your virginity.
Posted 03-13-2010 at 07:09 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Okay.

We can compare a story about an important experience with a half joke/half insult.

That works.
Posted 03-13-2010 at 07:23 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
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Pilot where do you meet guys like that?!? At silverdaddies?
Oh, I'm glad that we're good enough buddies where you feel comfortable making a joke at my expense.

You're all right, pal.

The reality though, is that I almost literally have to fend off older men with a stick. The reality of how many older married men have approached me subtly is staggering and I always shoot em down. Some of them have been wealthy and, in their minds, "powerful" so they probably imagine they can have anything (and anyone) they bloody well want. Sorry dude.

Where are the guys my age?? Mostly still insecure, I think.
Posted 03-13-2010 at 07:45 PM by Pilot
Updated 03-13-2010 at 10:00 PM by Pilot

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Where are the guys my age??
They're all on OWF.
Posted 03-13-2010 at 08:04 PM by Sekto Springs

Nate's Avatar
Pilot: I know how that feels. Except for the rich and powerful bit. And the fact that sleazy, creepy guys of my own age also seem to be drawn towards me.

*sigh*
Posted 03-13-2010 at 09:09 PM by Nate

 

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