*flips OG&E the birdo* GAAAAAAGH!!! *loudly shouted profanities*

Well, you may not have noticed, but I haven't been over here, or even on the internet since the 9th.

Baisically, remember that repeated report about oklahoma that you keep on ignoring? Well, I was there.

A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK WITHOUT POWER!!!! The only way too keep our asses from getting frostbite was to turn on the stove and sleep on that crappy foldout couchbed that I swear is made of corpses and cement. The water pump was also electric so we were without water the whole time, and we couldn't flush the freaking toilet. Also, at least 50 dollars worth of perfectly good steak and meat products were close to the brink of death.

And what's even more fucked up, after three days, OG&E (the main electric company out here) got all the lights working on the streets surrounding us, but the freaking skipped our block!! Just because we weren't a large housing development, THEY FUCKING SKIPPED OVER US! They only even mentioned doing something about it when they found out that my grandma had a buisness to run.

All that money...lost.

Now I'm reduced to handing out paintings and crappy gift baskets for christmas, when I know that my gift is going to be a pile of shit with vomit and a cherry on top compared to what my parents are getting me. FUCK!

The ice was also being a total bitch.

It weighed down the trees, so they were falling, and this one maple tree across the street split in half. Our 100 year old pecan tree was right next to the house, so when the branches started falling, they smashed the gazibo (spelling? Y'know, those little sorta tent/house thingys usually on porches), and the glass table out there is in a bunch of bits and pieces, and the whole top of the tree came down, and went right through the deck!

The good part is, the roof is only cracked, and I didn't have to go to school the whole week. I only wish it would've been that school that burned down...

There's still a few branches that are just dangling right over the house, and an especially large one is settled on a weaker branch, so, I don't know how long that's going to hold up.

I was so bored, so FUCKING BORED...that I was forced to write a lemon. A LEMON FOR GODSAKES! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME BEFORE I LOWER MYSELF TO THAT STANDARD OF WRITING! I am a sick, sick, twisted, little fangirl...

And my cat got a cold.

"What the fucking fuck did you fucking fucks fuck this fucking... FUCK." (a cookie to whoever gets the referance)