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FEED THE BEAST

Posted 06-13-2009 at 08:25 PM by Mac Sirloin
So I'm talking to Joe about cheating the system when I hear a buzzing behind me. I turn around to see a huge as fuck beetle rattling his wings on my newly vacuumed floor.

Logically, I attempt to drop a metal pole on it. It flips it over and Milo, curious as to why his bipedal compatriot is acting like such a poltroon romps over and attempts to gobble the little bugger himself. He decides he doesn't like it and gives me a "Put him out of his misery" look. I smush the thing with the pole again and use a watch Screwdriver to impale it and drop it into my Tarantul'as terrarium.

Zooey, the Tarantula in question is currently stooping on his chunk of wood looking bitter.


I need to clean my room up some more now.
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Pilot's Avatar
My spidey sense is tingling.
Posted 06-13-2009 at 08:53 PM by Pilot

MA's Avatar
i have the same predicament in my room.

i have a number of moths flitting around, series of dead arachnids on my window sill and i found an earwig the other day (i fucking hate them) which must have crawled through my open window.

also my bin (which is a carrier bag hanging on a bent nail on the wall) needs emptying desperately. im considering getting another Venus Flytrap.
Posted 06-14-2009 at 04:52 AM by MA

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Fuck Earwigs.
Posted 06-14-2009 at 07:21 AM by Mac Sirloin

Anonyman!'s Avatar
We get skeeters. BIG FUCKING MOSKEETERS.
DRAIN YOUR ENTIRE ARM OF BLOOD
Posted 06-14-2009 at 08:12 AM by Anonyman!

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I take it you've never heard the song Blackfly before.
Posted 06-14-2009 at 08:17 AM by Mac Sirloin

MA's Avatar
i've just made a cup of coffee and came back to find a flying beetle crawling across my laptop.

thats what its like when i've got the windows open. fucking PESTS.
Posted 06-14-2009 at 01:45 PM by MA

 

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