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The worst summer ever?

Posted 04-01-2011 at 10:50 AM by JennyGenesis
I don't know. I'm somehow thinking it could be. I will be apart from my boyfriend for 5 months He lives local to me, but originally he comes from Slovenia (yum yum sexy foreign accent) and beetween May and October he shall be moving back to Slovenia. This means we will be apart for 5 months. I think I might cope. My last relationship was long distance, so maybe I will be ok but it's something I thought of being "Yeah been there done that never doing it again". If he was moving back to Slovenia to live there the rest of his life then I would have to end our relationship. But since I know he will be comming back I am willing to wait. The things you do when your in love......... yeah it's quite crazy. But that 5 month wait will soon be over (after what will feel like forever) Hopefully I will have plenty of distractions to keep my mind off him. I feel it will upset me too much if I keep thinking of him whilst he is a million miles away. We will make the most of the time we have left. Sadly at the moment that is twice a week. Education is a bitch.........
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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I sympathize for you. Sort of.

My girlfriend is leaving for Spain in September and will be gone for 5 months. It's gonna suck, but at least we have the internet to communicate.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 11:17 AM by Mr. Bungle

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Awwww cmon. Why do you only SORT OF sympathize with me? :P
Posted 04-01-2011 at 11:56 AM by JennyGenesis

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Because my girlfriend will be gone after the summer. Your boyfriend will be gone during it. I think your situations a bit worse.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 11:59 AM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
I think my recent situation should put your situation into situational perspective.

Nah, it sucks being without the people you love. Even for short periods of time.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 12:12 PM by OANST

Dixanadu's Avatar
Take a leaf out of my book and stay single.

Fuck whoever you want, and if they disappear to some country, fuck someone else.

Everybody wins. Unless you get an STD, in which case, you lose points.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 01:04 PM by Dixanadu

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Like I said I was in a long distance relationship. So maybe I will get used to not having my boyfriend around in the 5 months he's gone. I think Dixanadu it boils down to personal preference. I prefer loving somebody and having somebody love me back. I've had a one night stand before. It wasen't good. Though I'm thinking maybe it was because the guy was absolutely fucking useless in bed!
Posted 04-01-2011 at 01:50 PM by JennyGenesis

Jordan's Avatar
I wish you luck in the relationship, I hope things work out for you. Distance can be a bitch, and I know the possible effects of it. Stay strong.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 01:53 PM by Jordan

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Awww thanks Jordan Yeah distance is a bitch. Like I said though the only reason I'm staying in this relationship is because he is comming back
Posted 04-01-2011 at 01:58 PM by JennyGenesis

Dixanadu's Avatar
I didn't know Slovenia existed until the World Cup ¬¬

Ah, I'm sure you'll get past it. At least look forward to the reunion, that's always the best part.
Posted 04-01-2011 at 03:01 PM by Dixanadu

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I'm sure I'll make a blog post when he's gone
Posted 04-01-2011 at 04:01 PM by JennyGenesis

Ridg3's Avatar
Get a cardboard cut-out of him, full size of course and strap a dildo on it. There's my advice, it's all I can think of at the minute.

Oh wait, there's more. Either break it up before he leaves or don't do it at all, he will see you as a callous toerag if you do it whilst he's away..
Posted 04-02-2011 at 06:22 AM by Ridg3

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Uhhh. Yeah. Read properly. He aint leaving forever.................
Posted 04-02-2011 at 01:57 PM by JennyGenesis

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
So wait, is OANST going to bring up his attempted suicide in everyone else's blogs now? Because I'm counting two times in two days. Or what, twice in one day? Don't care enough to check times, but jesus christ.

Also jenny, we call these summers ENDLESS BUMMERS. hahahahaha just kidding, your boyfriend is going to be up to his eyeballs in slovenian pussy.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 10:40 PM by Disgruntled Intern

AlexFili's Avatar
Long distance relationships can work. Try Skype to see if it helps.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 10:51 PM by AlexFili

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your boyfriend is going to be up to his eyeballs in slovenian pussy.
But he's gay.
Posted 04-02-2011 at 11:16 PM by enchilado
Updated 04-02-2011 at 11:20 PM by enchilado

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
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But he's gay.

WHAAAAAT!!!
Posted 04-03-2011 at 12:11 AM by Disgruntled Intern
Updated 04-03-2011 at 12:13 AM by Disgruntled Intern

JennyGenesis's Avatar
ROFL! Yeah obviously we will be able to talk via the millions of online chatting possibilities that are aroun these days. I woulden't really consider it a long distance relationship. He is just going away "temporarily". I doubt he will spend the rest of his life in the UK (and I doubt our relationship would last forever either....were young) but when he leaves the UK forever (Which I assume will happen sometime in the future) then yeah I'd end our relationship simply because I don't want a long distance relationship ever again, plus the fact I just don't think it would work. I dunno what your guys opinions are on long distance relationships but I personally think they suck. Not that I hated my previous relationship but god it was a bitch being so far apart most of the freaking time
Posted 04-03-2011 at 01:53 AM by JennyGenesis

CrissCross's Avatar
this is what we have to see more of, people who can wait and hold a relationship and actually care about eachother, i mean all the hot girls i know are all self centered bitches.
i wish we had more girls like this
Posted 04-03-2011 at 02:17 AM by CrissCross

enchilado's Avatar
JennyGenesis is a guy.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 03:09 AM by enchilado

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WOW! Well done for figuring that our enchilado. It bloody states it on my profile........
Posted 04-03-2011 at 03:31 AM by JennyGenesis

Nate's Avatar
Wait... what? Since when?
Posted 04-03-2011 at 04:18 AM by Nate

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This means we will be apart for 5 months. I think I might cope. My last relationship was long distance, so maybe I will be ok but it's something I thought of being "Yeah been there done that never doing it again".
I did, I'm wondering what part of it I didn't understand. The point that you might not carry out a long distance realationship? It's right fucking there.

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i mean all the hot girls i know are all self centered bitches.
Poor you. I know quite a lot of "hot girls" who are more than friendly.

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your boyfriend is going to be throat deep on slovenian cock.
Fixed.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 04:26 AM by Ridg3

Dynamithix's Avatar
what

You're a guy? Your nickname's JennyGenesis.

what
Posted 04-03-2011 at 05:04 AM by Dynamithix

JennyGenesis's Avatar
The explanation for that is simple. Though coincidental that it's a girls name

My Xbox Live Gamertag (which is on my profile) is AAA SIR GENESIS. Everybody calls me "Gennie" for short. I thought that GennieGenesis was too bloody awkward to type and sometimes people like to say it refering to the girls name :P So thats the origins of JennyGenesis
Posted 04-03-2011 at 07:04 AM by JennyGenesis

MA's Avatar
FUCK OFF AND DIE

i can get away with that because this is a blog and not a thread and not a welcome thread either so i won't get any warnings or infractions so there. i think.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 10:46 AM by MA

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I've never gotten any wrist slappings from my blog shenanigans.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 01:46 PM by Disgruntled Intern

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i can get away with that because this is a blog and not a thread and not a welcome thread either so i won't get any warnings or infractions so there. i think.
Only because our blog mod hasn't logged on for ages. We should really think about replacing him.

We have too many gays on OWF. It's not funny any more.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 06:04 PM by Nate

enchilado's Avatar
I'll be a blog mod. Man, I'd be great at that.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 06:48 PM by enchilado

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Who is the current blog mod?
Posted 04-03-2011 at 07:34 PM by Mr. Bungle

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Hobo is the blogerator.
Posted 04-03-2011 at 08:42 PM by Wings of Fire

 

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