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DRINK IS GOOD

Posted 04-05-2011 at 06:29 PM by JennyGenesis
So yeah as you all gathered it was my 18th birthday yesterday. Maybe I am goona sound a bit of a pussy saying this but it was my first time getting drunk last night. I gota say. It's highly underated. All my friends go on about how awesome it is getting drunk and they're wrong. ITS SUPER AWESOME. So from what I gather from the little tid bits I remember. Some lovely welsh ale, followed by another lovely welsh ale, followed by another, followed by another, then a shot of something red, then I stole my friends cider and black, then some more lovely welsh ale. Another thing I remember is argueing with my friend about him apparently touching me but were made up now (Im sure it was the alcohol to blame) and I asked another friend to carry my keys whilst they walk me home because I was scared I'd loose them. So I didn't do anything wild. I didnt go to some club with horrid pumping bass music and flashing lights and drinks that are about as big as a flea and get you pissed instantly. I just met up with 3 freinds and we had a nice relaxing in 2 pubs. Just a nice chilled out evening. Problem is I want more damnit! day 2 of being an adult (acording to the British government) and I wanna get pissed again already! Buuuuuuuut noooooooooooo, I got save my money to go see my boyfriend tomorow but I'm sure I can fit in at least a pint of something before then, I just hope I can keep it at 1 pint Now my next question is whats a hangover? I hear about this horrid thing called a hangover yet I don't know what it is. I feel great. I just feel slightly tipsy. No headache or any of that shit whatsoever. I'll consider myself lucky because I'm sure it will end up hitting me soon
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CrissCross's Avatar
some people dont have hangover's, its just how their dna works, it's really retarted

i've only been drunk once (and trust me im way under age) and i couldnt actually remember most of it, but i didn't get a hangover either
Posted 04-05-2011 at 06:47 PM by CrissCross

Wings of Fire's Avatar
You know what's also for pussies?

Linebreaking.
Posted 04-05-2011 at 07:33 PM by Wings of Fire

Phylum's Avatar
Don't even get him started on paragraphs.
Posted 04-05-2011 at 09:49 PM by Phylum

Nate's Avatar
I've only been hungover once. It was also the only time I drank beer.
Posted 04-05-2011 at 10:52 PM by Nate

enchilado's Avatar
I've only been drunk once, on Jägermeister. I felt awful that night, but I didn't have a hangover the next day.

I think I drank heaps of water before I went to bed, or something like that. I don't really remember.
Posted 04-05-2011 at 11:45 PM by enchilado

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I had a sausage sandwhich and a glass of blackcurrent squash before I went to bed. I didn't trust myself to light the hob. Wise decision I think
Posted 04-06-2011 at 01:45 AM by JennyGenesis

Ridg3's Avatar
You know what's over-rated?

Getting drunk.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 01:49 AM by Ridg3

Dixanadu's Avatar
That's why it's fun.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 04:25 AM by Dixanadu

T-nex's Avatar
Get high instead


Im kidding. Im never getting high ever again.



Either way I think Jägermeister tastes very good with red raspberry soda. Yum. A lot of bars have it.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 07:43 AM by T-nex

Wil's Avatar
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some people dont have hangover's, its just how their dna works, it's really retarted

i've only been drunk once (and trust me im way under age) and i couldnt actually remember most of it, but i didn't get a hangover either
That's nothing to do with your DNA, it's to do with your being "way under age". The older you get, the more steps you have to take to have a clear head the next day. Those steps are often 'drink less'.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 07:54 AM by Wil

ziggy's Avatar
Drinking beer is kinda fun. I've never gotten hungover either. But I'm not supposda drink! My doctor told me so.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 07:59 AM by ziggy

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
You know what I was doing on my 18th birthday? Shots of grain alcohol, and later, lines of coke off of a strippers ass.

But like Max said, the older you get, the more hangovers you get. Enjoy the freedom while you can.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 08:14 AM by Disgruntled Intern
Updated 04-06-2011 at 08:16 AM by Disgruntled Intern

ziggy's Avatar
Did she fart? That would be like an ultra coke blast of farty goodness.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 08:16 AM by ziggy

MA's Avatar
cider and black. the perfect way to ruin cider. Jägermeister is fucking lovely.

also bananas tend to help with hangovers.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 09:05 AM by MA

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I don't even know if you guys have access to it across the pond, but the best hangover remedy/post drinking meal/breakfast is menudo. It needs to be fresh and not out of a can, though.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 10:10 AM by Disgruntled Intern

JennyGenesis's Avatar
"Across the pond" the best apparent hangover cure is an English breakfast
Posted 04-06-2011 at 10:54 AM by JennyGenesis

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
The best hangover cure is a shitload of water before you fall asleep. Never fails. The one time I didn't down about 4 big-ass glasses of water left me stricken with ludicrous liquor shits and a humungous hangover.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 11:15 AM by Mac Sirloin

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
We call liquor shits "AIDS". Which is an acronym for 'after intense drinking shits'.

And english breakfast/menudo/water argument aside, we all know the best hangover cure is to KEEP DRINKING
Posted 04-06-2011 at 11:19 AM by Disgruntled Intern

OANST's Avatar
I don't care how bad I'm hurting. I am not fucking eating menudo.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 01:27 PM by OANST

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Demographics. I grew up in a latin community.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 03:15 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
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Posted 04-06-2011 at 04:49 PM by Mac Sirloin

MA's Avatar
broths, soups and stews are one of my favourite types of meal, so i reckon i'd like that menudo.

:
"Across the pond" the best apparent hangover cure is an English breakfast
it's full English breakfast. get it fucking right, Welshy.
Posted 04-06-2011 at 05:17 PM by MA

Nate's Avatar
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Did she fart? That would be like an ultra coke blast of farty goodness.
Like this?

Posted 04-06-2011 at 05:45 PM by Nate

STM's Avatar
Shit liqour shit is bad.

I reckon get pissed but don't get high, that, is fucking over-rated, and the amount it takes (well in my case) to even get a little high is so expensive.

And if you want a good ward for hangover, don't fall asleep till your the alcohol is through your system or at least till your done being pissed.
Posted 04-07-2011 at 07:53 AM by STM

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I'm the second biggest pot smoker I know (the biggest in our retarded little three man brigade) and I can still get plenty wrecked on 2.5 g's, which is about twenty bucks. I've been smoking regularly for what is fast approaching a year. Juuuuuust sayin'.
Posted 04-07-2011 at 08:15 AM by Mac Sirloin

Ridg3's Avatar
STM clearly never got strong ass smoke. I can get thoroughly bombed in one joint and getting high is a lot more enjoyable than getting drunk. For one, grass tastes better than all drink I can think of.

Also, no comedown effects.
Posted 04-07-2011 at 08:32 AM by Ridg3

STM's Avatar
I use a fucking bong but never have I bought my own weed, so its cool I guess, rich friends are awesome.
Posted 04-07-2011 at 09:12 AM by STM

ziggy's Avatar
I just hold my breath for a really long time.
Posted 04-07-2011 at 10:54 AM by ziggy

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar


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Posted 04-07-2011 at 11:00 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I, too, prefer marijuana.
Posted 04-07-2011 at 01:57 PM by Mr. Bungle

 

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