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Alcar loves cock

Posted 10-16-2011 at 11:28 AM by Sekto Springs
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Kai says:
Loud noises frighten you.

William says:
They don't frighten me, they just make me shit myself.

Kai says:
So were you walking around with your nickers full of feces that one time you were startled during Oddtour?

William says:
No. I have the ability to suck it back in.

Kai says:
Gross.
Peter lost that ability some time ago
The only things his ass sucks in is cock
Its like a black hole for cock

William says:
Who knows what untold hundreds of cocksystems have entered it, never to leave again.

Kai says:
It's like Galactus
only instead of galaxies
it eats cocks

William says:
Cocktus?

Kai says:
Phallactus

William says:
YES

Kai says:
Should I blog this?

William says:
Feel free to.
Peter will LOVE it.

Kai says:
Like he loves cock?

William says:
Like he loves chav cock.
Oh, Alcar.
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Wil's Avatar
Interphallactic genitary.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 11:31 AM by Wil

StrangerEastwood's Avatar
...Marvel must make a Deadpool comic about this.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:00 PM by StrangerEastwood

STM's Avatar
Such a straight conversation. Straight.

Also, why chav cock? Why chav?
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:07 PM by STM

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Ask Alcar. He's the cock connassuer.
A cockassuer, if you will.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:11 PM by Sekto Springs

Daxter King's Avatar
Why does Max get to have a .gif for his avatar?
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:11 PM by Daxter King

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Phallactus
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:12 PM by Mac Sirloin

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Someone doesn't understand forum hierarchy.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:13 PM by Sekto Springs

Daxter King's Avatar
I am the 99%
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:16 PM by Daxter King

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Occupy Employee Lounge.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:20 PM by Sekto Springs

Dixanadu's Avatar
Max has a gif? Oh, he does!

Also, cocks.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 12:32 PM by Dixanadu

STM's Avatar
One day I'll be in that luxury lounge, one day...*sighs inwardly*
Posted 10-16-2011 at 01:15 PM by STM

Daxter King's Avatar
Dont worry guys, the gifs will trickle down.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 01:23 PM by Daxter King

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I know what I want.

Well, it seems ImageShack doesn't do .gifs, but imagine them jerkily squatting up and down.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 01:45 PM by MeechMunchie

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Use photobucket for gifs.

Posted 10-16-2011 at 03:13 PM by Sekto Springs

Dixanadu's Avatar
What.

In blue fuck.

Is that.

?
Posted 10-16-2011 at 03:59 PM by Dixanadu

Sekto Springs's Avatar
A rotating green baby head, obviously.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 05:06 PM by Sekto Springs

Strike Witch's Avatar
Looks yellow to me.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 07:03 PM by Strike Witch

enchilado's Avatar
Yeah, definitely yellow.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 07:16 PM by enchilado

Sekto Springs's Avatar
It's like electric green/yellow. Fix your monitors, cunts.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 08:49 PM by Sekto Springs

enchilado's Avatar
The average colour of the image is dddb40. Or in RGB: 221R,219G,64B. More red than green. It is yellow.
Posted 10-16-2011 at 10:11 PM by enchilado

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Looks kinda like Shrek
Posted 10-16-2011 at 10:48 PM by JennyGenesis

Jordan's Avatar
Looolol rotating baby head
Posted 10-16-2011 at 10:52 PM by Jordan

Phylum's Avatar
I approve of that conversation.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 01:23 AM by Phylum

Wil's Avatar
It's yellow.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 01:45 AM by Wil

Sekto Springs's Avatar
The highlights are more red than green, but the shadows are more green than red.

I wonder what color Alcar's ass is.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 05:21 AM by Sekto Springs

enchilado's Avatar
I just realised what we were arguing about. Fucking hell, I'm going to bed.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 05:59 AM by enchilado

Sekto Springs's Avatar
We were arguing? Where was I?
Posted 10-17-2011 at 06:05 AM by Sekto Springs

Wil's Avatar
I just tried changing Peter's username to Phallactus, but the config file won't let me. I don't understand why Peter wouldn't trust me with the ability to edit his user account. That's just not necessary.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 06:23 AM by Wil

enchilado's Avatar
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We were arguing? Where was I?
Arguing, discussing, disagreeing, whatever. Who gives a fuck what colour the stupid baby is?

:
I don't understand why Peter wouldn't trust me with the ability to edit his user account. That's just not necessary.
He'd not have done it deliberately, I'm sure. It must be the default setting.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 07:24 AM by enchilado

STM's Avatar
Lol, Maxine you can't change anyone's account name. You aren't thaaat powerful.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 08:02 AM by STM

 
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