This is the blog you want.

Here's what I really meant to blog about. You'll love this.

Can you quite begin to encompass being in my shoes as I'm accosted with these types of ads on facebook?



Sells out? I don't understand. Hmm.

Oh- Sell out? Yeah. That's what they meant.

wut

every time I have mcdonalds from different suburbs here I get diarrhea and nausea. Every single bun is greasy and torn, the meat is all burnt, and I can taste what employees hand on their fingers when they made the burger... Never again

How many McDonald's did it take you to come to that conclusion?

4. I only eat mcdonald's once a year, and after each time i forgot how much it sucked and decided to give them a second chance. At different venues.

Out of all fast-food chains, McDonald's has to be the worst. I used to love it as a kid but when you get older you kinda realise that nothing beats an XL bacon cheeseburger from Burger King.

I actually don't mind McDonalds, although I'll never forget the horrible fucking dream I had after eating it for the first time in awhile two years ago.

I'm trying to find the post I made about it, but no luck.

haven't had McDonalds for over a year, and i don't really want to. personally i've found that you go in, pay the Earth for a meal that wouldn't even feed the dog, and walk out with fucking indigestion. so basically, i paid for indigestion.

but whilst drunk i often get a takeaway from whereverthefuck, so yeah.

When drunk, I choose whatever carniceria or maggot wagon I can stagger to in the shortest amount of time. Fuck McDonalds. It makes me shit something awful. 'The McBrick', we call it.

EDIT [HOLY BALLS] Pilot, I love your blog picture/avatar/shit. Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Nice.

i did a short stint working night shifts on a food van. we always parked up outside the clubs in Wolverhampton, and most nights i had to refrain from lamping someone in order to keep my job. honestly, i realized how much of an arse i must have been whilst drunk and buying edibles. you want red sauce? no? HERE HAVE SOME ANYWAY

SO BE NICE TO THE FOOD PEOPLE

EDIT: Jesus, i sound like my grandparents.

I am a friendly drunk of course of course

This can be balanced out with a trip to Taco Bell.

agreed

especially if i eat their fucking salsa roja tortada. good god

Its their sauce, man. Gives me serious fire-hole.

We call that ring sting.

But you've got to be a real fucking puss if that watered down cumin sauce burns your ass. Come on man, build up that burn tolerance.

I shall.
When I'm through, my rectum will be like leather. A real man's asshole.

I see what you tried to do there.

Did I try to do something? News to me.
Oh wait I see. Gay joke. I didn't even think of that. I was just being very matter-of-factly.

Freudian slip

I've never been to McDonald's

is your name Ackro/Opril/Ackril/Opkro/April?