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I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!

Posted 07-17-2011 at 11:39 PM by Strike Witch
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Dynamithix's Avatar
Why was she airhumping the bed for a while? And that was dumb.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 01:42 AM by Dynamithix

Havoc's Avatar
See? I told you all this cyber bullying bullshit is annoying in the media.

Also I lost it when she couldn't get the cap off. That was just plain hillarious.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 01:55 AM by Havoc

JennyGenesis's Avatar
When I first opened the page I was thinking that the caps lock was broken on your computer judging by the name and the fact that it is in caps.

Silly me...

That was awful...

What was she trying to do at first? Kill herself by holding her breath or something? I really didn't get the "airhumping" part, to me it looked like she was trying to hold her breath but then kept failing.

I also find it hilarious that the brother was just sat there...

This is what somebody posted on the Facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/CyberB...type=1&theater

What's even funnier is what might be the "official" page for that movie claims under info "Awards:Several Expected"
Posted 07-18-2011 at 02:07 AM by JennyGenesis
Updated 07-18-2011 at 02:13 AM by JennyGenesis

STM's Avatar
What a load of toss, it wasn't funny....just stupid.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 06:47 AM by STM

Havoc's Avatar
I actually don't think it was meant to be funny... then again it wasn't meant to be stupid neither so they fucked up somewhere.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 09:07 AM by Havoc

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I saw an ad for Cyberbully a few days ago. What a fucking load. The worst part is, some people (parents) will watch this shit and believe it.

She pulled a major Chris Chan. Someone says something out of turn, and in an attempt to eschew the accusations, the "victim" will just end up making themselves look even more foolish.
I will never watch this tripe, but I can only hope that it's message encouraged people to be level-headed when it comes to cyber bullying. That they used this pitiful girl as an example of exactly how not to behave. I doubt it though. Media like this doesn't seek to educate, just frighten and alienate. Anyone who is dumb enough to try to kill his/herself over internet drama deserves whatever happens to them.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 09:15 AM by Sekto Springs

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Reminds me of OANST.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 09:31 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Sekto Springs's Avatar
To be fair, he used to be the bully.

I wonder if this story was at all based on the "dun goof'd" saga.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 09:41 AM by Sekto Springs
Updated 07-18-2011 at 09:43 AM by Sekto Springs

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I just meant the melodramatic failed suicide that was obviously just a sad cry for help.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 09:44 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Havoc's Avatar
At least OANST got the cap off...
Posted 07-18-2011 at 11:19 AM by Havoc

Dynamithix's Avatar
That's kinda mean.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 11:48 AM by Dynamithix

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
He's done nothing but make fun of his failed suicide despite it not being funny. In fact, when he rarely posts, he seems to find a way to work it in about 60% of the time.

So...I care not. Havoc, if I could plus rep blogs, I would.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 11:52 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Ridg3's Avatar
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That's kinda mean.
He seems okay with it.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 12:25 PM by Ridg3

Dynamithix's Avatar
Oh. Well then.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 01:18 PM by Dynamithix

OANST's Avatar
To be fair, my first suicide attempt was not a cry for help. It was more like emotional blackmail. And it totally didn't work. That bitch really never gave a shit about me.

Also, I'm down to only like 10 percent of the time now, and only when it's topical.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 01:37 PM by OANST

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Really? Emotional blackmail that involved us before it involved her. Okay. I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 01:45 PM by Disgruntled Intern

OANST's Avatar
I'm not defending myself. It was a shitty, awful thing to do on a whole lot of different levels. However, I knew that she was still cyberstalking me the way she did when we were together, for what purpose, I don't know. I didn't take you guys into consideration. I knew she'd see it, and I hoped that the thought of losing me for good would make her realize that she still loved me the way I was convinced that she still did. What can I say? I was delusional, half crazed, ashamed of my failings as a husband, and completely willing to go through with it if I didn't get my fucking way. And I didn't get my way. I will say this, I didn't expect to wake up.

I am sorry that I put everyone through that. It's only looking back on it that I can make sense of the chaos that was my thought process, and see that everything I said and did was completely pathetic and stupid. So, again, I'm not defending it. I'm just trying to explain it, I guess.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 01:54 PM by OANST

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I think any suicide attempt is something to take seriously, even if the reason for the suicide attempt to take place is over something stupid, you have to worry about the mental health of that person for them to try and commit suicide over something silly.

Yeah cyberbu//y has a good message but it was poorly executed.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 01:56 PM by JennyGenesis

OANST's Avatar
Oh, they took it seriously. Every jaded, hateful fuck on this forum (including the one berating me right now) dropped everything, and worked their fucking asses off to find me, and get me to stop it, and then, having failed to get me to stop, they worked their asses off to find me, and make sure that the paramedics found me. These stupid assholes proved to be some of the kindest, most well intentioned people I have ever met, and I'm thankful for having them and this stupid forum in my life, even that bearded Galifonakis cunt.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 02:03 PM by OANST

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I wasn't looking for an explanation or an apology. It's just your indifferent attitude about the whole thing that's been chapping my ass. But the fact that you at least recognize that it was a shit thing to do? Well done, sir.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 02:05 PM by Disgruntled Intern

OANST's Avatar
I'm not indifferent to it. I attempted to abandon my child to the care of a woman that has done little more than scream at her, and ignore her since the day she was born. I fucking hate myself for that. And I hate that I have to live with that same woman getting my beautiful child for 9 months of the year because of my having done what I did ensuring that I won't have a leg to stand on in court if I seek full custody. And I hate that I was such a pansy throughout the whole thing, and that yes, I was manipulative and a little pansy. There's a lot for me to not like about myself so far this year, and I guess I'm sort of dealing with it with self deprecating humor. I'm not even saying that I have the right to do that. I don't know. It's just what I'm doing.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 02:27 PM by OANST

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I wish you wouldn't. I think there was a lot to like about you, and there still is. The only thing I dislike, is, as I said, your attitude about your attempted suicide. Self deprecating or not, I'd rather see you picking up the pieces and painting yourself in a better picture than you seem to be doing.

Easy for me to say since I'm so outside your situation, I know, but, ugh, fuck. I don't know. It makes me sad.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 04:21 PM by Disgruntled Intern

STM's Avatar
But he loves you, so it's all good. We all love you. Any way, weird thing is that if it wasn't taken the piss out of by other members here, the suicide video would have probably been quite pungent. Despite it's seemingly ott attitude.
Posted 07-18-2011 at 04:58 PM by STM

moxco's Avatar
I don't think OANST is doing any harm with those suicide jokes. He claims he is over it all and, well they're just jokes; incredibly different to real self-depreciating cries for attention.
Posted 07-19-2011 at 09:12 PM by moxco

 

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