How the fuck did you get my MSN?

Posted 02-23-2010 at 05:26 PM by Nate

JB9050: Lookin for fun
Nate: Who the hell are you?
JB9050: hey
Nate: No, seriously. Who are you?
JB9050: i'm 21/f your a male right?
Nate: I'm male and gay
Nate: Really gay
Nate: Like, totally up the arse gay
JB9050: nice I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Nate: I'm wondering the same thing
JB9050: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
JB9050: Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam that assures me no one records...
Nate: I think you're not quite getting this...
JB9050: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Nate: No, not particularly
JB9050: Ok go to [link deleted] accept the invite on the page baby
Nate: Hello, computerific botness
JB9050: sweet fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Nate: Yes, you do that
JB9050: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Nate: Ah, that's also good
Nate: Don't want kids involved with the likes of you
JB9050: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Nate: Though stealing my credit card number would be fun, right?
JB9050: Your such a good boy i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Nate: How about fuck off and never message me again?
JB9050: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Nate: *BLOCKS*

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	I got a few of these fuckers. One of them denied being a bot because "if i was a bot how could i be wearing this hat?".
	Posted 02-23-2010 at 06:25 PM by Mac Sirloin

	: I got a few of these fuckers. One of them denied being a bot because "if i was a bot how could i be wearing this hat?". Oh shit, they got you there.
	Posted 02-23-2010 at 07:46 PM by Sekto Springs

	Bots add me then nudge me. They won't even talk. such a let down
	Posted 02-23-2010 at 07:59 PM by Taco

	I usually just get boring spam-bots on skype and MSN .... Maybe you signed up for questionable sites!? Like, do you remember typing your email anyway? Or maybe someone who dislikes you did it. Or maybe you can be found through some search engine? Maybe your msn profile is public or something like that O_o
	Posted 02-23-2010 at 08:40 PM by T-nex

	Maybe it's Microsoft advertising their new porn site, Windows LivePorn.
	Posted 02-23-2010 at 09:21 PM by enchilado

	Maybe you lost the game.
	Posted 02-23-2010 at 11:46 PM by Namida

	: Nate: I'm male and gay Nate: Really gay Nate: Like, totally up the arse gay No beating around the bush there... If I could +rep in blogs, this would be worthy.
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 01:42 AM by Phylum

	You could +rep one of my posts anyway hinthintnudgenudge I just really wanted to see 'her' reaction. I was actually quite disappointed when I realised it was a bot on automatic.
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 02:27 AM by Nate

	haha a bot fancies you.
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 06:58 AM by MA

	I tried to make a bot fancy me, but they said they just wanted stay friends You lucky man, you.
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 07:19 AM by T-nex

	It's probably some preliminary research being done by the people responsible for this. Edit: Forgot... NSFW!
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 08:51 AM by Sekto Springs Updated 02-24-2010 at 09:40 AM by Sekto Springs

	: It's probably some preliminary research being done by the people responsible for this. That is scary and pathetic and terrifying.
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 09:21 AM by OddjobAbe

	Um... You might have wanted to put a NSFW warning on that thing, Chris....
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 09:28 AM by T-nex

	Oops, you're right. Fixed!
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 09:39 AM by Sekto Springs

	.... Before the link...
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 09:48 AM by T-nex

	Lol, who would be sad enough to buy a sex robot?
	Posted 02-24-2010 at 04:00 PM by enchilado

	I just SOMEWHAT happen to have a new signature text at the moment
	Posted 03-03-2010 at 08:10 AM by AlienMagi

	bots are a plain pain the ass.
	Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:14 AM by abe619

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