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For the first time in my life I washed money :S

Posted 03-27-2011 at 08:58 AM by T-nex

Asked my mom why she needed it washed and she told me it was dirty.

Romanian bills are made of plastic so all is well.

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	Plastic bills? How odd.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 10:47 AM by Mr. Bungle Updated 03-27-2011 at 11:55 AM by Mr. Bungle

	I think Australia and Canada have plastic bills as well. How much did you wash?
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 11:03 AM by STM

	I know Canadian bills aren't. We might be switching sometime soon, though.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 11:56 AM by Mr. Bungle

	Cast iron bills would be a good way to promote a minimalist lifestyle.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 12:50 PM by shaman

	This reminds me of the time you and I went swimming in the ocean, and several minutes after pulling ourselves out of the churning surf, I realized I had 200 dollars in soggy cash in my pocket. Thankfully none of it was lost.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 01:35 PM by Sekto Springs

	Surely the value of plastic money will rise dramatically once we reach peak oil.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 02:04 PM by Wil

	We'll just have to come up with new ways to make plastic!!!
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 02:32 PM by T-nex

	All right, all right, I'm working on it, okay? Jesus.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 02:36 PM by Bullet Magnet

	You fucking backward countries. Fucking paper money, fucking hell.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 03:45 PM by enchilado

	Ours is made of rags. So there.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 03:53 PM by Bullet Magnet

	My money is stored on a computer chip implanted in my tongue. When I want to pay someone, I just stick my tongue into their mouth, and the funds transfer electronically.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 04:09 PM by Wil

	That seems like a transaction only accepted by particular industries. ...
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 04:36 PM by Bullet Magnet

	Our 'paper' money is actually made of cotton and linen. I reckon we should go back to making money out of meat.
	Posted 03-27-2011 at 05:47 PM by Splat Updated 03-27-2011 at 05:55 PM by Splat

	I propose the orphan as legal tender.
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 02:43 AM by Bullet Magnet

	Shark teeth, they grow back, ergo an inexhaustible supply.
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 11:19 AM by STM

	Which presents an immediate economic problem, almost as bad as the time we adopted the leaf as currency.
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 11:37 AM by Bullet Magnet

	Not so long as we don't kill all sharks or captivate them and pull their teeth out.
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 01:44 PM by STM

	How about a magic money-machine =) Oh wait.. that's my credit card goes out shopping
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 01:56 PM by T-nex

	I'm generating orphans as we speak.
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 03:00 PM by Bullet Magnet

	And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most sexual thing Bullet Magnet has ever said.
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 05:27 PM by Wil

	What Max wishes BM said: "I'm generating orphans with Wil as we speak."
	Posted 03-28-2011 at 11:07 PM by T-nex

	He could be killing parents. Is that sexual to you?
	Posted 03-29-2011 at 12:46 AM by Van_the_one

	To me, yes.
	Posted 03-29-2011 at 12:54 AM by enchilado

	Van is correct. Unless I was planning multiple rapes, eventual murders and a suicide. Just the murder, thank you. I'm not a monster.
	Posted 03-29-2011 at 05:26 AM by Bullet Magnet

	I have duck bills in my wallet. I get them free from the taxidermist.
	Posted 03-29-2011 at 09:56 AM by MeechMunchie

	I was actually wondering how he could be generating orphans if he was the father, since he would still be alive. I wasn't sure if it was BM or Max screwing up, though (and I have to say I considered Max as the more likely option).
	Posted 03-29-2011 at 02:41 PM by enchilado

	It was Max screwing up, but it was BM screwing.
	Posted 03-29-2011 at 06:23 PM by Nate

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