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Slinky!

Posted 01-22-2012 at 03:22 PM by JennyGenesis
Slinky, my cute sausage dog, I love her so very much, but today, urgh, she has annoyed me, but first, a few cute pics of her taken by me.







Every night, I like to cuddle her to sleep in my bed, today I woke up with quite a bad hangover (the 2nd time this weekend I might add) and I was just lying in bed, I yawned, and suddenly, Slinky decides to stick her tongue right in my mouth as it is open.

Seeing as Slinky is a dog that loves to eat her own poo, I immediately jumped out of bed and brushed my teeth.

Lately she has been showing signs that she will be on her period again, tonight, I put her in my bed, and that very second I put her in, she starts bleeding >_<

Why did she have to start the very second I put her in my bed
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OddjobAbe's Avatar
Put the fucker down.
Posted 01-22-2012 at 03:25 PM by OddjobAbe

Daxter King's Avatar
You must heed the advice of the late, great Bob Barker and give her an animal-vasectomy.
Posted 01-22-2012 at 03:52 PM by Daxter King

Nate's Avatar
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give her an animal-vasectomy.
Spot the flaw in your argument.
Posted 01-22-2012 at 03:55 PM by Nate

Daxter King's Avatar
Take it up with Bob.
Posted 01-22-2012 at 07:42 PM by Daxter King

Wil's Avatar
Oh god, it never occured to me that pet animals have periods. EWWWWWWWW.
Posted 01-23-2012 at 03:52 AM by Wil

Crashpunk's Avatar
I hate Dogs.
Posted 01-23-2012 at 05:17 AM by Crashpunk

Jordan's Avatar
I don't understand how people can hate dogs.
Posted 01-23-2012 at 07:21 AM by Jordan

Wings of Fire's Avatar
We used to put a nappy on our dog until we had her 'done'. It was so cute.
Posted 01-23-2012 at 07:40 AM by Wings of Fire

STM's Avatar
Posted 01-23-2012 at 08:19 AM by STM

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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I don't understand how people can hate dogs.
People don't hate dogs. Ignorant bastards do.
Posted 01-23-2012 at 09:04 AM by Sekto Springs

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Dogs hate me so I'm inclined to return the sentiments.

Cats used to hate me too, but since raising one from a kitten I've been able to win them over.
Posted 01-23-2012 at 12:24 PM by MeechMunchie

 

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