Nut was nice to all of you

Oh, I forgot to make the nut joke. Now I forgot what it was.

Can you imagine when you get up in the morning and while eating your cereal your wife comes in and asks, "What ya eatin'?" And you say "HMMM.... NUT N HONEY!"

Sorry that was the wrong picture. Here you go



Flakes of corn coated with nuts AND REAL HONEY.

THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME AT ALL

IT'S A YOUNG DI.

And I can just imagine Morshu saying that with a classic "MMMMMMM"

Am I the only one that sees it?

God, I was drunk last night. I hardly remember blogging this.

MMMMMMM

Funny you said that, Pilot who is impersonating me.

Oh sorry what I meant was:

I was busy practicing musical instruments last night until that horrible moment I found that someone had pooped in my tuba.

Yeah, knew you two would fuck this little charade up eventually.

Explain the charade.

I know, right DI? I play euphonium, Pilot, you dolt.

HEY! Who's the tuba player here?

Cunts.

Cunts can't play tubas. Unless perhaps, one were to quief into it.

Or just get Rosie O'donnel to queef.

Nah, jk. She's great.

What if you get Ann Coulter to queef?

leave John Kennedy out of this.

I am almost ashamed to admit that I'd probably pay money to fuck Ann Coulter. I'd definitely pay to fuck her and Palin at the same time. There's something taboo about banging the bejesus out of an insane right wing bitch. Two? Yes please.

I meant "Jesus Krist," MA.

no you did not. i know the real meaning of 'jk', and it aint John Kennedy either.

cannot fool me.

Also, how the fuck is that me?

I wish I kind find a picture of a fat Sigourney Weaver with filthy looking black hair. Then I could be like, "Haha, look, it's Sekto."

He has your face.

I've showed several people who know me IRL [take that, internet] and they disagree. So, uh, take that...Intern..Internet.

It's Kastere I SAY, not that glowering bearded man that looks down upon us all.

Then I suceeded in making you pointlessly ask prople if there's any resemblance between you and that kid, tool.

And you still look like him.

Did my use of 'IRL' not give away my obvious sarcasm?

Fuck, you're dumb.

who is Prople?