Student living (Or why not to live in a bachelor flat)

I thought gays were tidy. Well, I suppose you're only bi.

Ew

I am tidy, notice how tidily all my mess is positioned on top of my microwave?

What DI said.
Laundry and cardboard is one thing, but leaving old food around is just gross. Vacuum up that cereal, you pig.

Oh dear God. MESS.

Alcar...

I want you to know that I work on the medical side of a state funded program for developmentally disabled adults who live in their own homes [with roommates].

Their houses are cleaner than yours. HOUSES. Come on man. Get it together.

Looks like a cleaner's shining accomplishment compared to my kitchen and the mess left in it by my non-batchelor housemate.

that better not be Cravendale milk. those cretins filter out all the good shit in milk.

also, i used to come home covered in cow shit and straw. that is no exaggeration. covered. i used to get strange looks whilst cycling home, and yet my bedroom was a hell of a lot tidier than that, and i more or less lived in there. no anime/philosophy until that's all tidied up.

THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE TELLING YOU OFF

Looks like my house. Will be nice to not be a student and not live in such a shithole in a few months.

If you saw my place, you would reconsider that opinion. Though it's Disneyland* compared to those pictures.

Which of your housemates is married?




*Disneyland is very clean, in case you didn't know. There are troops of people going around with dustpans and brooms. Some guy did a survey of the length of time between him dropping junk and them picking it up and it was mostly no longer than five or ten minutes.

I thought my place was bad. But a Coke-can fort and a nondescript life-form under my bed pale in comparison.

When I lived alone I thought I let it grow bad, but even that was clean compared to the shit you live in. Hot damn.

I occasionally get beetles living under my sea of paper.

I vomited a little...

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Bachelor

Second paragraph. I’ve never encountered the word batchelor meaning simply 'not married'.

The good news is I've now cleaned up most of it on my own.

Four bin bags worth of shit.

you're a dirty boy.

But really. Who just leaves an open box of cereal where they drop it?

WoF.

Those are both my cereal boxes yes, my landlord eats porridge and my other flatmate eats bacon for breakfast.

its Rising Damp all over again.

Bacon for breakfast every day? That sounds insanely unhealthy. What are you in Scotland or something?

Actually he does a shit tonne of exercise before it and uses the bacon to protien himself up or something.

He's probably the healthiest guy I know

I brush my teeth with bacon.

I probably do, actually. Abbey got up before us the other day, and when I finally crawled out of bed she came up to me and announced that she had washed the dishes for us. Turns out that she used my toothbrush to scrub them.

I approve.

I didn't approve. Had to boil my toothbrush.

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Yes, Nate. I can see why you might think your room is a mess.

Nate...you should be ashamed of yourself living in a dirty feckin place like that.

Isn't Abbey old enough by now to know the difference between a toothbrush and a dishwash brush thingy?

Aren't old enough by now to know not to speak ill of a mans child?

I mean god damn, kids do silly things. There's no need to make shitty insinuations in that cunty little way you seem to have perfected over the years. Go trim your unibrow or beat off to animal planet or something.