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Michael Jackson, Alive?

Posted 07-03-2009 at 09:41 PM by Pilot
No, just conning you. I like to do that sometimes.

Can we have dinner later?
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With embarassment, the thought had crossed my mind.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:02 PM by used:)

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Admittedly at first I thought it was a gay publicity stunt, especially when they said he was dead.... then alive again......... then dead again.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:05 PM by Pilot

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I was talking about dinner.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:30 PM by used:)

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So was I. The fish was so fresh he was still wriggling. After a couple of whaps he settled down though.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:33 PM by Pilot

used:)'s Avatar
Where the hell do you buy fish that can be miscontrued as a gay publicity stunt?
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:34 PM by used:)

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Fishnet Stockings. In public.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:37 PM by Pilot

used:)'s Avatar
Oh, thems need lovin' too.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:38 PM by used:)

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Should I or shouldn't I...........
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:39 PM by Pilot

used:)'s Avatar
What, MJ or fish?
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:41 PM by used:)

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Fishnets, dear. FISHNETS, minus the dolphin meat.

No wait, with!
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:42 PM by Pilot

used:)'s Avatar
Ugh, this whole time I thought you were talking about the garment.

You still could have been.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:43 PM by used:)

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You don't know what I'm talking about? There's always a dolphin caught in my fishnet but I usually let him out.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:45 PM by Pilot

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What are you implying, Pilot?
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:46 PM by used:)

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I'm implying I think it's a tragedy for dolphins to continue to get caught in fishnets..... such noble and adoreable creatures; these dolphins. I also don't approve of pirates who harpoon any and every whale they cross paths with. Dirty and dangerous business, that. A lot of them are Asian and I think the harpoons may be making up for something...

Oh god, I'm bad! Seriously though, I love Asians.
Posted 07-03-2009 at 10:50 PM by Pilot
Updated 07-03-2009 at 10:59 PM by Pilot

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PIILOT LOVES ASIAN VAGINA
Posted 07-03-2009 at 11:30 PM by Leto

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Pilot clearly wasn't frequenting OWF back when we discussed dolphins and female sexual desires.
Posted 07-04-2009 at 02:17 AM by Nate

Wil's Avatar
Where are we having dinner?
Posted 07-04-2009 at 03:11 AM by Wil

used:)'s Avatar
Oh please. We all know you're talking about sand worms and you don't want us to make fun of your podunk lifestyle. Now, go harvest your Spice.
Posted 07-04-2009 at 07:16 AM by used:)

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Ever eat dinner in bed?
Posted 07-04-2009 at 09:41 PM by Pilot

 

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