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I beat up some dumb immigrant

Posted 09-03-2012 at 02:45 PM by Mac Sirloin

Riding the 2AM bus downtown sunday, skinny dude fucked up on something or other boards and sits down on a wheel well marked "unsafe do not sit." Driver stops bus, asks guy to sit in a seat or just stand in the aisle. Guy stands up, bus moves, sits down again. Driver stops the bus and asks him again, he ignores her. I stand up and ask him to take a seat so we can get a move on. He says he doesn't care. I tell him I don't give a shit if he doesn't care brilliant, if he sits down I will too. He grabs the overhead bars and tries to kick me in the chest. I tried to talk him down again, he tried this stupid kick again, I grabbed him round the throat and dragged him off of the bus, he keeps trying to get past me, I punch his face a...lot. I broke his nose, hold the doors shut, he scuttles into the night. Passengers tell police it was self defense, I get a ride home in the passenger's seat of a police cruiser. Really incredibly lucky he didn't have a knife. Next time I'll mind my own business. Fucking slavs.

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	Christ. This is one of the reasons I prefer my own transport.
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 03:26 PM by OddjobAbe

	You should be proud of yourself. I rarely end winning after taking a physical fight
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 03:39 PM by Varrok

	I use public transport regularly at all times of the day, and I've yet to meet someone who'll even speak to anyone else, let alone attack them.
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 04:14 PM by Bullet Magnet

	On my way back from the movies the last time I went there was a couple of french people doing somersalts in the subway train True story
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 04:51 PM by Wings of Fire

	Fucking Italians.
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 05:31 PM by Daxter King

	: I use public transport regularly atalltimesof the day, and I've yet to meet someone who'll even speak to anyone else, let alone attack them. You've clearly never been on a school bus.
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 06:07 PM by Nepsotic

	I meant general service. I'm quite happy to never ride the school bus again.
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 06:28 PM by Bullet Magnet

	You live in Hamilton? That's pretty close to Toronto, yeah? I've heard of lots and lots of immigrants living there. They're in Ottawa, too, though not as prominently (at least from what I know).
	Posted 09-03-2012 at 10:16 PM by Mr. Bungle

	I try to talk to people on public transport. People don't seem to like it That guy was asking for something. It's not necessarily nice for the other people on the bus, but it's worth it to make sure he gets the idea.
	Posted 09-04-2012 at 12:41 AM by Phylum

	: I try to talk to people on public transport. People don't seem to like it People associate talking to strangers with intending to do a harm for them. You know... because 'normal people' just don't talk to strangers.
	Posted 09-04-2012 at 01:51 AM by Varrok

	Phylum's been playing too many RPGs. "Pray tell, sir, what are the latest rumours in town?" "Dunno, mate. I heard Gary got Jane up the duff."
	Posted 09-04-2012 at 02:21 AM by MeechMunchie

Bloody hell, that's pretty brave.

And yeah I hate public transport. One time me and my mates were sitting at the back and this one really drunk guy offered me a beer. I said no, he kept harassing me to take it, I ended up just holding it for him. For some reason he really wanted me to take it. Anyway, I left it on the bus when we arrived at our stop and he looked at us all strange afterwards. Fucking weird.

Okay yes your probably wondering why didn't I just drink it, free beer and all but does anyone take stuff from a stranger?

Posted 09-04-2012 at 06:09 AM by Crashpunk

	I like riding the bus. There's nothing quite like it, and I brought this on myself for not just ignoring his stupidity. Usually older folks are more willing to talk on the bus, so long as you're not wearing something offensive.
	Posted 09-04-2012 at 09:08 AM by Mac Sirloin

	I like getting trains. I hate the shit out of buses. Tomorrow I will have to walk for an hour because I don't want to take the 10 minute bus ride instead. Fuck buses. That's pretty crazy though man, some people just have to be little shits.
	Posted 09-04-2012 at 10:30 AM by STM

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