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Vexen

i dont think we were ever friends

Nemo

HAPPY PANCAKE DAY. TODAY YOU WILL MAKE PANCAKES.

YOU WILL ARRIVE IN THE KITCHEN BY 6AM READY TO WORK. YOU WILL PRODUCE 40 PANCAKES PER HOUR. IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO MAINTAIN THE QUOTA YOU WILL BE PENALIZED.

PANCAKES ARE TO BE PLACED ON THE SERVICE TROLLEY WHICH WILL STOP AT YOUR STATION AT TEN MINUTE INTERVALS.
WHEN THE SHIFT ENDS AT 11PM YOU WILL BE TAKEN. YOU WILL NOT OPEN YOUR EYES UNTIL THE NEXT SHIFT BEGINS. HAVE A GREAT DAY.



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Nepsotic

i talked with my friend for half an hour after work about how my job pushed me the closest it ever has to suicide and we had a good talk

Nemo