Mary-Jo-Lisa.

So, to summarize what has happened so far since I’ve started (trying) to stop posting.

I started a new semester. I realized I’m terrible with online courses. I also realized that I am never going to get a major, nor a minor, in philosophy.

I started planning on moving to a city near here on the coast. I’ve yet to get anywhere near actually doing this.

I’ve started listening to Bob Marley. Yet I haven’t started doing...

So, today, I'm just going to leave. I'm going to go to...

I know I look like a happy-go-lucky motherfucker to all you, but honestly, I'm depressed as hell.



I'm living waste. I have a self-destructive personality, I'm not attractive in any way, and I constantly fall in love with people who ruin my life in one way or another.

I never have a positive thought. I'm always either being sarcastic or an asshole. And because of this, I ruin all of my friendships.

I like sleeping. I'd rather sleep and...

Just found out my friend got threatened with a knife and sent to the hospital.


If I find out who did this to her, they're going to pay.

to bite me in the ass.



Maybe you shouldn't have had sex with the Bruja in my fucking house, god damn it. I tell you that I hate her from the beginning and you have sex with her IN MY ROOM while I'm sleeping only THREE FUCKING FEET AWAY?


Fuck you.

I have no money, I can't depend on anyone, the bank is going to be taking even more money from me tomorrow, my friend refuses to talk to me, I'm the only one in the house that knows how to do anything, I'm not even sure if I'm going to be getting financial aid this month, and I feel like killing myself.



No, yeah, things have been fucking perfect since I stopped coming here.

I have to tell someone about this. I fear I've been tempted.



/b/... Is a powerful force. One you must not attempt to toy with, especially if you aren't prepared to deal with the consequences of your inevitable failure.


I have looked into the heart of /b/, and I have seen a terrifying malice.

I have seen this unbelievable entity of evil attack a young girl.

She promised tits. Knowing that this would never happen,...

Worst.
Nightmare.
Ever.






Going to the bathroom and finding out you literally have black and blue balls is not fun.

Especially when they're black and blue because of necrosis.

And then the next one after it.

God damn it why the hell is is so difficult to write Japanese letters why is there like three lines in O and eight hundred in E and fucking god what the hell.




Edit:

Oh, desuka.