One question:

If life is supposed to be an imaginary pile of bullshit, why am I up to my eyes in it?

Oh, man. This sucks. Being away from the computer is hazzardous to my health. It's like ethan when his house (and games) burned down, and he didn't play for months. Not only that, but plot bunnies have been chewing on my legs, and all the stuff I put in my phone I can't transfer to the computer, so my laziness is preventing me from doing anything about it. Also, my ego happens to be a Sluagh for some reason. It's pissed because I found it (thank you seeing stones! HUGE help there![/sarcasm]). ...

Getting a new website. I'm actually planning things out this time, so mabe this time it won't PHAIL so horribly.

Any suggestions for free webhosting?

HEEEELLLL YESSSSSS! FUCK YOU NEW YORK!




I'm willing to bet I'll be able to see the explosions from way out here as NY dies from overpopulation and too many crif dogs. Now that will be the only time where human farts explode.


Dad is out here with the truck, and I never realized just how much SHIT we have. I found our NES. It still has all of those old stickers on it. Link looked way less effeminate then he does now. Like a fricken' hobbit....

I....I wanted to write something....but I forgot what it was....

Let's talk about....um....

I farted?

The one goddamn time I need to use my 'bitchy girlfriend' skills, they fail me.

Like, ULTRA MEGA PR0NOTON PHAIL.

...

I forgot my mom's birthday.

Shit, I'm in for it.

I don't even have any crappy clay mugs with hearts on them.





EDIT: I also just realized that the civil war is...

Moving sucks.

I was the only one who noticed the dried up condom in the yard.

I do not want to know what was going on there.

Got a car today, so now I don't have to see my parents mooch for a ride for the first time in 20 years. That was rich. Mom pulled the puppy eyed trick too.

It totally failed.

At least I get to have another chance at an identity.

I'm going to completely trash it.

See, i found a way to pester you without a computer. But typing on a ps3 with no usb keyboard is getting annoying.

Anyway, the topic that practically held a BFG to my head and demanded i write about it or it'll melt away what little sanity i had left, has to do with some recent incedents at gaiaonline. This was probably worse than an invasion of noobs mostly consisting of alien magi clones.

Im probably making it more of a big deal than it is, but ill say it anyway. ...

Awesome ideas at 4 in the morning rule.

Check out my iPod abuse.

Now with questionable handwriting!

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Also, while going through my abandoned school bag, I found an improvised story. It isn't as funny as the ones Carnix did, mainly because the 'friend' I made it with was perfectly sane. Obviously inspired by Carnix, as I couldn't resist the use of the word 'pygmy'. Unfortunately, Jenna didn't know the meaning of the word....

I..am...still...drugged.

We finally got it out. I'm at least three pounds lighter now.

Massive headache impending.

Shame I didn't get a picture of it before it went in the trash. At least I still have the other one. I could've stuffed a pillow with it.

Took a whole week of non-stop watering, oiling, snagging and drugging. I need food, sleep, and another painkiller.

I'll probably post a pic of my previous 'trophy' when I've...