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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Posted 07-28-2008 at 06:50 PM by scrab queen
One question:

If life is supposed to be an imaginary pile of bullshit, why am I up to my eyes in it?
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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Because god and every other deity hate you.
Posted 07-28-2008 at 08:07 PM by Mac Sirloin

Nate's Avatar
Well, if it's imaginary, then it won't be a problem for you to open your eyes and mouth wide.
Posted 07-29-2008 at 02:33 AM by Nate

Leto's Avatar
If this blog was supposed to be an insightful pile of ludicrance, why was it blindingly obvious that it was as deep as a box of crackers?
Posted 07-30-2008 at 12:53 AM by Leto

 

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