JOKES!
I'm actually insanely fucking happy. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me and FUCK I'm so happy! Feel free to congratulate us and FUCK I'm so happy. So happy, in fact, that I can only express my happiness through aggressive bass music and hard drugs.



You guys are happy for...

vinyl scratch isnt replyi.g and slog bait said he cant be on skype for four hours because i distract him from work!
and my brother fell asleep and im really hungry.

Im so hungry. WHY.WONT SLOG BAIT COME BACK?
THe fact that im getting more sober is going to make the wait fucking horrible. Aahagshaaagaggghhhh.
There isnt even nything good on tv- OH GOD A PROGRAMME IS ONABOUT BURGERS.
I WANT A FUCKING.BURGER.
Can i have a burger.
Fuck this...

Mentally, of course. I don't know why or what it is, but it's just this feeling that I'm unfulfilling something, or I'm unfulfilled, or some shit. I haven't done a mony blog in a while, and I've been feeling better since my laptop was fixed, so I guess this is a total relapse.
I don't know what is going on, I have a growing hatred for... Actually here's an example. I'm sat in a pub in Wales and as I type this there is a pissed 50 odd guy sat right next to me and edging his way towards me....

So I've been starting to compose more experimental stuff lately, but still keeping to the theme of bass music.
So, as I'm currently working on an EP which will hopefully be a mix of all sorts of bass music/dubstep subgenres, I was wondering if somebody could help me out with something. I want to make a modern classical/orchestral thing merged with possibly DnB or Dubstep. I know some people here know a thing or two about that sort of music.
What I'm mainly looking for here is somebody...

I've been seeing that educational psychologist again, and she put me on the waiting list for a programme called CAMS, I don't know exactly what it entails, but I guess it means that I'm fucked. But you know what? I don't care, because my laptop is fixed! You know what that means.


This...

I'd like to apologise, I know I already have a blog on the top 5 list, but I had to post this before I forget about it, it's fucking genius. Also, thanks for my birthday thread, you arseholes. I've made at least 4 birthday threads in the past and I don't even get the favour returned? It's on the 17th. REMEMBER NEXT TIME.

The Terrifying Tale of Jerry the Mouth

One day, Jerry-Davies Hertfordshire woke up in his bed to find that his front door key was missing. Not being...

And it pissed me off because I ordered it in February, so I took action.
FUCKING FEBRUARY

I know, but I can't help it. This is a nicer blog that starts bad.

Okay, I have this really strange ache in my left arm. It really hurts but it isn't like a bruise or anything. It's really wierd. Also I got into a load of trouble at school for stabbing a classmate in the hand with a pen because he was throwing bits of pencil at me. I thought they were going to throw me in a mental ward or something because I heard a member of staff say "He's a little bit... Funny". But I tried my...

Physically, I've been getting a lot better lately. I don't just sit in my room waiting for the day to end anymore. A few days ago I walked my dog down near the river, and then the next day I went to my friends house, he lives in the middle of nowhere in this enormous house.
Also today I went to Blackpool with my dad so that was nice.

So it seems that things are getting better. Only they aren't. Not mentally. I have this feeling of utter worthlessness and I genuinly don't...

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