Damn you, Nathan Dog Woof! I should have every right to delete that reputation your gave Bullet Magnet. You know very well that overtaking him in rep comforted me as your post count slowly reaches mine. And after Splat pre-hijacked the Aji-congratulating thread in FS&H, and after Munches had this huge go at me for attempting to put a slope in the Oddworld MMOSG, and what with my exam tomorrow that I haven’t revised for and will fail, I think you have done something very careless and dangerous....

Joe, why did you show Olly your penis?

The most hilarious thing has just happened.

In my family we always start Christmas day with a cooked breakfast—you know, the ‘Full English’: sausages, bacon, fried eggs… that stuff. I’ve probably never had a full Full English since I insisted I hated all forms of mushroom and tomato until I became vegan. Such a meal for me now comprises beans, fried mushrooms, plum tomatoes (I still don’t like them raw or fried), and appropriate sausage and bacon alternatives (Linda...

My mum asked me tonight if I had a girlfriend yet. I have no idea whether she was joking, or trying to coax me into saying something explicit to her, or being genuine. I couldn’t answer her; all I could do was look at her with that ‘Oh, come onhellip;’ face… But that could to her have meant ‘Sure, Mum, as if any girl would go out with me’ or ‘Ha, as though I’d tell you!’

There is a good side to the story, albeit a slightly dark one. It means that, should...

Which makes perfect sense, because that’s where he lives. It’s also where I’ve lived for the majority of the time since Christmas. I failed my first year of university by ballsing up a sixth of my modules, and my only option was to take those modules again as an external student. That means I didn’t pay tuition fees or go to any lectures/tutorials, but it also meant I wasn’t entitled to any funding, even though I was stuck his a housing contract up in Sheffield.

Well, I...

Just for a week! I’m going to Scotland with my Dad and his lady friend, driving up the west coast and down the east, camping and B&Bing. Along the way, we are going on a five-hour whale-watching boat trip, red squirrel spotting, and trying to get a look at the U.K.’s only wild wallaby colony. Maybe we’ll also spot bottlenose dolphins in Morray Firth, their most northerly home, and I want to see a pine martin, damnit.

Anyway, to Scotland! I doubt I’ll have anything more than...

By not logic-proofing your arguments.

I have just returned from OddTour 3b. I didn’t miss my train, nor will I be late for work this afternoon. It wasn’t really much of an OddTour, to be fair. No one we invited showed up, and we didn’t do anything particularly special.

I kept a diary throughout this time, because writing one retroactively for the first OddTour 3 was a real pain in the arse. I will see what I can do about typing it up on the Oddworld Forums.

• Was on OWF for an uninterrupted 8 hours.
• 40 posts in one ‘day’. Only 270 posts until my post count is an amazing 50% of Xav’s!
• Started a red-to-yellow fading sig text meme
• Gave and received my first rep
• Made a post so mean it shocked OANST and seduced DI. I’m not sure which is the greater accomplishment.
• Holy shit, started a public blog

Now I have a headache.