I want a new avatar and banner but I can't be fucked to go through OWF's fuckways system.

*sigh*

Their shirts just come right off.

It's even more interesting when they're real and not fake.

So one of my friends who is cool if not slightly gullible found one of those online books written by those crazy "scientists" who are all DINOSAURS COEXISTED WITH HUMANS and EGYPTIANS DID NOT BUILD PYRAMIDS and other assorted Bullshit.

It sucks to see someone who's a friend fall for that sort of stuff.

I hate that book SO much.

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'...

Possibly one of the greatest Japanese bands ever.