Fuck Damn Shit Hell Fuck.

I probably would hate it, but I accept that it's for teenage girls who are oh-so-ready to fantasize about a vampire that they'd read anything. Or maybe they actually like it. I that case, I say we start raiding bookstores.

You just wait for the film. It'll get even worse.

At least the guy who played Edward admitted he hated the book and everything about it.

Really? lulz

What is this sillyness?

There's this book series called Twilight. It's terrible. Really. Self insertion fantasy bullshit, a mary sue of godlike proportions and quite possibly the MOST awful portrayal of vampires I've ever seen.

They have 'Superhuman beauty'. Seriously, what the fuck?

Yep, and if memory serves he played Cedric Diggory in the 4th Harry Potter movie.

She reuined vampire kind. Even worse than how Van Helsing did.

A friend's copy has been sitting on my desk for a few months now. I've been meaning to read it, but at the same time I really don't want to. If I know that it's going to be a piece of shit, then why take the time to read through that 500 page bastard? At the same time, though, I feel I should so my hating has some grounds to based it on.

I am one of the minorities of male readers who actually likes Twilight. Yay for me! (Waits for all the girls to start flocking around him [I might be waiting for a while O_O]).

Twilight is a piece of shit.