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Fuck me.

Posted 01-17-2009 at 05:29 PM by Nate
Britney Spears' third single "If You Seek Amy" is being censored and banned on U.S. radio because of its controversial lyrics: "All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to, If You Seek Amy." Try singing "If You Seek Amy" a few times quickly and it might sound like "F-U-C-K Me."
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Riddle me this...

Posted 01-04-2009 at 04:30 PM by Nate
Okay, hypothetical question for you:

Say Indonesia started firing missiles towards Australia and killing people. Would we not have the moral right (and duty) to defend ourselves?
If I may translate this for non-Australians: What if Mexico was attacking the USA or France was shooting on the UK? Would they not have the right to self-defence?

Going back to the first hypothetical example; it's unfortunate but inevitable that some civilians will be caught up in...
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San Luis Obispo referenced in video game

Posted 12-31-2008 at 05:49 PM by Nate
Of course, SLO has been mentioned in the credits of all the Oddworld games. This is different. Sam & Max: Season 2, Episode 3 - Night of the Raving Dead had the eponymous heroes teasing a Frankenstein's monster for his accent and asking him a bunch of questions that had him responding with "Monte Carlo" or "Anti-pesto". The last one was "What Californian coastal town is the home of the university CalPoly?" Unfortunately the monster didn't know the answer but I giggled myself silly for the next...
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Quickly posting this before BM gets to it first

Posted 12-04-2008 at 07:22 PM by Nate
Smart people have better sperm.


Suggestion for next scientific experiment: reliable ways to make it taste better.
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Known iPhone glitch: may randomly send pictures of your genitalia to women

Posted 11-18-2008 at 03:38 AM by Nate
Asked on the Apple support forum:
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Please help! I took my husband's i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file (a Yahoo account). When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves
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A fun little forum competition

Posted 11-18-2008 at 01:36 AM by Nate
The following is a direct quote taken from a thread in Employee Lounge. The only thing changed is ***** for the person's name.

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What is the point of ***** in general? What would be missed if (s)he were to be quietly and unethically banned?
Posrep to whoever guesses correctly who I am talking about.



Employees may not comment, except perhaps to muddy the waters.
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The Stupidest Exercise Machine Ever!

Posted 11-15-2008 at 08:03 PM by Nate
It's a treadmill that moves down the street as you pace.


And yet... a...
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The Matrix Runs on Windows

Posted 11-14-2008 at 09:09 PM by Nate
It's only about ten years too late, but still bloody funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886349
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Fired!

Posted 11-06-2008 at 11:01 PM by Nate
I just got fired from the job I hate at the company I love. Haven't decided whether to be sad or happy*.

I was told quite clearly that I should leave early and not go to office meeting (where I was going to say goodbye to people) because it would be awkward to explain why they got rid of me with me there. But I am going to the office drinking+karaoke night tonight. I figure if there's one time in my life when I'm guaranteed to be bought drinks, it's this.


*Two...
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