Sekto Springs

[Redacted due to cringe]

Nepsotic

I wrote a story. I'm pretty happy with it even though its only the first draft. Here it is.


In The Room

“He’s still in there, sir.”

Sergeant Harris set his bottle of antacids on the corner of his desk. Strewn with papers, a half dozen filthy coffee mugs, and what was either a variety of very small, very sad raisins, or mouse turds, the desk had seen better days. As had Sergeant Harris. He hadn’t had a good nights sleep in going on...

OANST

You are more likely to be accused of shoplifting whilst tispy then when sober. Bastards asked to see my receipts, then looked really dumb when we were innocent. Fuck the Tesco sco.

STM

The Bees! The Bees! The Bees! The Bees!

rew rew ro ro rew ro

OANST

Right, instead of posting loads of stuff about Adventure Time on "I have just seen" thread I'm gonna start posting on here. I like Adventure Time too much so if I post loads on the thread it's most likely to be banned off the forums completely.

You wake up in the Land of Ooo, what do you do?

(You're a candy person of your choice)

GLaDOS

Ugh. What is the point of adverts on the internet if they don't stream at the right speed. It's especially worse on youtube, since at least the actual videos have quality settings and you can pause them... But you can't do that with adverts! It annoys me a lot. Just let me buffer, damnit!

AlexFili

I was walking home from work, having mysteriously cycled in that morning without my bike, whereupon I noticed a rather large dragonfly on the side of the road. Huge, thick, green and blue. Anax imperator, the Emperor Dragonfly, largest UK species. I was quite overjoyed to see one, especially so close, though it seemed very odd that it was standing on the floor like that. Resolving to investigate, and leant down and put my finger under its front, mindful of its predatory mandibles. It crawled onto...

Bullet Magnet

Nate

Due to mostly medical but also personal reasons I will be in no fit state to browse, let alone post for atleast a month or two. This probably makes no great impact on anybody's life but oh well.

Slig Suicide will get updates after I'm well enough to continue working on it. Sorry for any delays or inconvenience but this is why I've been behind on many things.

Stay Odd, and please don't make a mess.

JayDee