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Vexen

The 100 days filter in Off-topic produces exactly 5 threads, 4 of which are 'list your random shit' threads.

Congrats guys, we've made it. This forum is officially dead. Killed by time, you assholes and the shitiest admin I have ever seen.

It's been a fun 13 years guys. See you around the internet.

Havoc

Me and Fennec had a great time reading many amazingly written creepypastas.

I thought, in order to make it easier for all these budding authors, I'd provide them with a story template.

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[Author's real name] or [author's first name] the [spooky adjective] was once a [normal/popular/social] [author's gender], who loved [drawing/writing/Jeff the Killer], and went insane due to [bullying/parents' death/seeing slenderman].

Follow...

Nepsotic

This is incorrect. My favourite is GBA Munch's Oddysee. Fix it Cloverfield Alcar Nate Nepsotic.

JayDee

EDIT: This was all meaningless bollocks. I was feeling down at the time when I wrote this. Move along.

I was lurking and I'd thought I'd check up on you all. -Well what's left anyway.

So you guys okay? You all still hate me right? well I know at least half of you do. No worries. I hate me too.

All I do now is play Overwatch and make attempts to make youtube videos but fail in spectacular fashion. Thinking about packing the whole thing up next year. Getting...

Crashpunk

We’re just a few hours out from knowing who the next President is.

I’m very much considering a strong drink.

Manco

Because depression, or something.

Now I'm being admitted to an addictions program and will soon be seeing a psychiatrist.

Damn.

So what's new with you guys?

Mr. Bungle

You basically can't buy anything from Amazon in Poland if you don't have a credit/debit card, but even if you do, it only accepts just a few types of them.

And it doesn't accept paypal.

So, if you want to buy something that's only on amazon, you're screwed. Even if you have money.

Varrok

Roll up, roll up, come and see the best freaks Britain has to offer! We'll wheel out some celebrities too, look how much they care about the poor freaks!
Burned horribly as a child? Don't worry, tonight you can meet Ant and Dec!
Look over there, it's Simon Cowell, even he cares about the freaks!

Nepsotic

I've been up until at least 7AM for two days in a row. I know I'm no recordholder here, but I'm pissed because it's 100% happening again tonight.

On saturday, I was drinking, last night, I was reading comics. Tonight I'm drinking again.

My friend made home made khalua/irish coffee. It's 1AM now and we have a little under half the bottle done.

And I'm sitting here, coughing up this blog while my friend tries to get my attention and enjoy the quality...

Mac Sirloin